Buff Cockroach

A muscular Cockroach that follows you around during an Acid Trip. He can be anything and everything.

A: Haha Buff Cockroach is live at the Mole Bowl.
B: Is Doink there?
A: Yeah, and his Questionable cousin What.
C: Haha look at that Hamskirt.

by Syuriously October 23, 2009

Blaffic

The congregation of African Americans in a public setting causing traffic through walking areas.

There is so much fucking blaffic on the second floor after lunch.

by Walter Kelly January 19, 2010

Bafflegasted

The stated of being totally surprised yet completely confused as to how or what the hell just happened.

Alex was totally bafflegasted when he looked down and realized he was on a Dan.

by mrchin July 29, 2010

Braffled

To go out and get excessively drunk but still have a good story to tell about your adventures the following day.

Person 1 - "What'd you get up to last night?"
Person 2 - "Dude, I got braffled to fuck. I ended up pissing up a church and getting arrested. Was a good night"

by Reave1990 September 29, 2010

Bueff

The act of doing as little as possible. This usually involves wearing sweat pants, watching tons of TV, eating lots of unhealthy foods, and doing no critical thinking. Bueffing usually takes place after a night of heavy drinking.

The young couple decided to bueff it up by watching football, ordering pizza, and wearing pants with elastic waste bands.

by jujubee1 October 4, 2010

baffroo

When a man or woman has bum hair like an afro

Is that a baffroo you got ?

Dude u need to shave you have one hairy bum

by 7ay June 26, 2013

Bafflejob

When a girl gives you a blowjob so good that you are just baffled.

"Damn that bafflejob was so good I'm still trying to figure out why my cum hit the ceiling fan"

by Thebaffle September 29, 2013