bugger me with a fishfork

A phrase used by the famous General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett, famed tactician and self-declared Military Genius

Soldier: I did suspect Captain Darling to be a spy, sir.
General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett: Well, bugger me with a fishfork! Old Darling a Jerry morse-tapper?

by _Fidel_Castro_ October 16, 2016

common as buggery

Common as buggery, something very common. Dates back to the chain-gangs (troupes of convicts -ex-poms- often chained together), building roads and other useful improvements in penal Australia. Being all men, and being chained together, buggery (anal sex) was a common past-time.

You won't have problems finding those nails, they're as common as buggery.

by Kangabear January 24, 2009

bugger the toe

Refers to a bedroom game in Britain. Heard of it while playing a video sex trivia game in a tavern when I was a child eating there in restaurant. Refers to game in which object is to win by buggering your partner with your big toe.

Me and my girl got drunk last night started fooling around in bed and playfighting but then we started playing bugger the toe. Anyhow, she ended up with a bleeding anal sphincter and I have a perforated rectum from her long sharp toenails as a result of our lack of preparation before our intoxicated game of bugger the toe. Next time were going to cut and file our toenails, wash our feet, and use a little lube.

by Filthy Sanchez September 29, 2005

Bugger Lips

When ones lips become infected after using a hardened stool for oral sex practice.

"Vikki's cracked bugger lips were obviously sore this morning."

by buggarliplover January 20, 2009

Bugger

bug·ger
1. Vulgar Slang A sodomite.

sod·om·ite
One who engages in sodomy

sod·om·y
Any of various forms of sexual intercourse held to be unnatural or abnormal, especially anal intercourse or bestiality.

bestiality
1. brutal behaviour, character, or action
2. sexual activity between a person and an animal

Therefor, Bugger = Animal Fucker

oh my god, I hate that Bugger!

by Shawnie911 June 4, 2008

brigger

brazilian nigger

dude, look at that black dude from brazil.. his such as brigger

by a brigger April 2, 2010

Buggerise

To convert someone to buggery; to introduce them to it.

I just buggerised John and now he can't get enough of it.

by Rude Raymond May 16, 2011