Bratash

To be from England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland

"I was born in England therefore I am Bratash"

by Bratashbrat December 26, 2005

Rectalpedia Britannica

The repository for wildly inaccurate and/or grossly erroneous information frequently used by people attempting to provide an answer for something that they clearly do not know the answer to and/or for which they are obviously unqualified to answer but are too ignorant to admit it.

When expressing incredulity at a persons response to a question it is the more subtle and polite way to inform or identify an answer to a question that is clearly inaccurate by stating that the person must have gotten that answer from their rectalpedia britannica AKA "they pulled it out of their ass."

Ken:"Christine just asked me why I was not participating in the breast cancer awareness in the office and then she told me that breast cancer is the number one killer of men over the age of 35."

David: "What did you tell her?"

Ken: "I told her that was completely ludicrous."

David: "Yeah, no doubt another answer she pulled from her rectalpedia britannica."

by majordad July 5, 2010

Little Britain

A lake in Cowley which is the shape of Great Britain. I knew of that and was familiar with that long before this annoying TV series so thats my definition of 'Little Britain' A lake in Cowley near Quackers Pub/restaurant

Theres only one lake, cant really give an example yeah but no but i cant

by DirtyDan2 April 30, 2005

Britain

The group of countries that half of the worlds armed forces are trained properly after the americans fuck up thier soldiers by telling them to only do what they are told instead of using the initiative that could save thier lives and those of all thier unit. Also the ones who have the most elite units the SAS.

The group of countries that held the largest empire the world has ever known dispite what people say about the romans, (btw even they are not second its actually the list goes British, Mongolian, russian, Spanish, chinese, caliphate, French, portugese, Brazilian, Achaemenid, japanese and then Roman!!! ok so nowhere near the top).

The group of countries that came up with the nationalised health service (NHS) where everyone can be treated for free on most health issues.

Although its not all rosey we are now the fatest country in Europe because we are stuffing our faces too much and not getting off our arses. We are becoming too overpopulated because we also have the highest teen pregnancy rate in Europe, we have given birth to the chav that is destroying all society.

We can be better again if we actually get up and work hard, that is the reason countries we used to have a stake in such as china and india are becoming the superpowers they are today, because they work hard for it and will do it well.

"Hey who kicks all kinds of ass"

"The SAS obviously"

"Who trained them?"

"Britain did"

"Enough said"

by OnlyTruthspeaker October 24, 2011

bria

The female brian: there's no "n" often found playing sports such as soccer.

person1: "Bria's the man!!"
person2: "Nah man....bria's the WOman!!"

by BQ July 24, 2006

Britain

A place that resembles a thistle. The top part is beautiful and the bottom part is covered with pricks.

I sure enjoy being a part of Britain! Shame the bottom half is covered in pricks!

by sam_squawk July 22, 2009

Soviet Britain

Much like Soviet USA. Only British.

A byword for "no freedom."

You can't access any fun websites in the library because of Soviet Britain.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp September 16, 2005