Brandon

the most amazing person you will ever meet. the kindest, sweetest, perfect guy alive. best boyfriend a girl could ask for <5 caring and loving, he'll help you through everything. stands for what he believes and will never let anyone down. knows how to treat a girl right.

-brandon is the best boyfriend ever <5
-that brandon sure is amazing.

by kordon October 18, 2010

Frat me a bronson

To recieve a beer, usually a natty light, at no charge from a fraternity brother

"Hey man, I'm out. Can you frat me a broson?"

"Pledge, frat me a bronson"

by Anonomous132412451254 January 3, 2008

brandong

a common typo for the name "brandon". although it refers to a specific person, the term "brandong" may be used to describe any conceited fat son of a bitch that pretends they're good at everything when in actuality, they suck.

example 1:
person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL SHOOT YOU WITH MY PAINTBALL GUN.
person 2: (to person 3) ..wow, he's being such a brandong.
person 3: indeed.

example 2:
"That brandong can suck my dick cause i can beat him with my eyes closed."

by 2 buds December 24, 2007

Brandon

This man is the love of my life, he's crazy and weird, but funny , sweet, and kind. Everyone should be jelly that I haz him.

Brandon is a sexy motherfucker

by undiscovered1996 July 17, 2012

Brandon

A man who has balls the size wrecking cranes.
Someone with out fear

Boy1:yo did you see what mike just did?
Boy2:yeah he's a real Brandon to do something like that.

by night_troller August 23, 2011

brantson

Crazy as a child but a very successful adult.

Brantson didnt do his homework as a kid and was very talkative but ended up a successful business man.

by James Bocker April 30, 2014

Brandon

Most likely the most awesome person on the face of the planet, mainly because of the monsterous size of his erections with out the help of medication or other stimulants.

" Man, I wish my doctor could give me a Brandon penis... it would be other worldly!"

by Brandocommando March 4, 2009