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Brandon

he's a booger boy who likes eating them. If you ever look under the table, you'll probably find his booger there.
Girl 1: OMG did you see those boogers under the table
Boy 1: DUH! They're Brandon's
by hagottem April 9, 2019
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An edgy kid with weird elbows who cant read. Likely to scream "Yolo" to hide his homosexuality amongst his alpha Male friends
That kid just srceamed "Yolo". Porbably a Brandon.
by Thomas.J.Bean May 27, 2020
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A sweet guy that girls flock to. He is intelligent, funny, and handome as hell. Once you make eye contact with him, you fall into his dark brown eyes and it's so hard to get out, he cares about everything and is sometimes picky but he is loyal and also stubborn. He's a rare find.
Oh is that Brandon? Damn he lookin fine as hell.
by Wutupmydood May 7, 2017
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A huge dick. Known as a fucking asshole and has a small penis.
Brandon is suck a Brandon
by Dondomflim June 3, 2017
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The most amazing guy out there, he is so loving and is an amazing kisser. He is the most awesome guy you will ever meet. His dick is so big. He is very attractive and loves cuddles. One of the most funny guys you will ever meet and will almost make you pee yourself from laughing. If you river meet a brandon be sure not to mess up with him or you will regret it.
Person 1 : He is sooo attractive

Person 2 : he must be a brandon

Person 1 : yeah he has a big dick
by ;) memer (: June 4, 2017
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A guy who has crushes only on gay girls
Sam: Why is that guy flirting with Tiffany?
Chris: Not sure, he must be a Brandon.
by Jfjtjajjsbtjtieiwjgbhwkamdm February 2, 2017
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has the biggest dick ever and you will wanna fuck him so hard its so cummy
i love brandon dickkkk
by Boss2345198 October 10, 2018
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