A technocratic, usually white, liberal to conservative individual who has no understanding of productive forces or inequality.
Such individuals regularly dismiss obvious physical or social constraints (the cost of labor, the lack of an atmosphere on mars) in favor of grandiose visions fueled entirely by a child-like obsession with sci-fi movies.
Genuinely think that poverty is a result of "not-sufficiently-advanced technology". Probably believes in the "singularity". Usually worship Elon Musk as their lord and savior.
Such individuals regularly dismiss obvious physical or social constraints (the cost of labor, the lack of an atmosphere on mars) in favor of grandiose visions fueled entirely by a child-like obsession with sci-fi movies.
Genuinely think that poverty is a result of "not-sufficiently-advanced technology". Probably believes in the "singularity". Usually worship Elon Musk as their lord and savior.
normal person: Climate Change is pretty bad, maybe we should try to green the deserts or force CEOs to start paying their fair share of emission credits?
Bazinga Brain: dude we can just colonize Mars instead
normal person: traffic is getting pretty bad. Maybe we should build more trains since they're more efficient.
Bazinga Brain: DUDE what if....we built tunnels....underground...for CARS??! We could call it the Diaperscoop
normal person: why is Elon's stock price so high? They hardly make 2% of the world's total car sales, but its still worth more than every car company in the world combined. Surely this bubble will not end well....
Bazinga Brain: You just can't understand his genius! He's going to have self-driving cars out next year, just like he promised in 2014, and 2015, and 2016, and 2017, and 2018, and 2019, and 2020, and and and
Bazinga Brain: dude we can just colonize Mars instead
normal person: traffic is getting pretty bad. Maybe we should build more trains since they're more efficient.
Bazinga Brain: DUDE what if....we built tunnels....underground...for CARS??! We could call it the Diaperscoop
normal person: why is Elon's stock price so high? They hardly make 2% of the world's total car sales, but its still worth more than every car company in the world combined. Surely this bubble will not end well....
Bazinga Brain: You just can't understand his genius! He's going to have self-driving cars out next year, just like he promised in 2014, and 2015, and 2016, and 2017, and 2018, and 2019, and 2020, and and and
by Vespr July 01, 2022
David aced the GMAT's but at parties he's just a brain on a stick, standing in the corner pretending to examine the ficus.
by billg August 31, 2005
A type of motorcycle helmet that enables motorcycle riders to be in compliance with the law where helmets are required, but offers inadequate protection, about that of a bicycle helmet
When he wrecked his motorcycle, he still got his face scraped up and his jaw broken because he was only wearing a brain bucket instead of a full face helmet
by Cloudchaser Sakonige April 11, 2010
Worse than a brain fart, a brain shart has far worse consequences. A brain shart is doing something completely idiotic but in a key situation, or in a way that brings about serious repercussions.
Who can ever forget Chris Webber's brain shart in the 1993 NCAA championship game in which he called a timeout when his team had none, thereby getting a techinical foul and giving UNC the crown.
Because of a colossal brain shart on air in front of millions, Imus is out of a job and out on his can.
Because of a colossal brain shart on air in front of millions, Imus is out of a job and out on his can.
by Mavericklax4 April 27, 2007
by h0mosaywut November 14, 2006
a. High intensity inner monologue (in some cases dialogue) that distracts or interrupts activities in the external world.
b. Source of artistic inspiration; often brilliant, sometimes hard to keep pace with.
c. Stuff going on in your head that suggests you should maybe get a second opinion (other than yourself) about your mental well-being.
b. Source of artistic inspiration; often brilliant, sometimes hard to keep pace with.
c. Stuff going on in your head that suggests you should maybe get a second opinion (other than yourself) about your mental well-being.
x: Um, so would that be a yes or a no?
y: Oh, did you say something? Brain chatter going high volume there. Sorry. What was the question?
x: Will you marry me?
y: Oooo – hey, can I get back to you on that? It's really busy in here right now and I'm missing part of what they're saying.
y: Oh, did you say something? Brain chatter going high volume there. Sorry. What was the question?
x: Will you marry me?
y: Oooo – hey, can I get back to you on that? It's really busy in here right now and I'm missing part of what they're saying.
by escuchon May 13, 2008
(n) When the male scrotum is viewed upside down, resembling a brain of an extraterrestrial, or alien.
by Matthew Pablo September 03, 2006