i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

being happy

A myth told by elders

Grandpa: hey, why aren’t you being happy
Me: can’t

by Sadboi12247 August 2, 2020

Bing Blang Blaow

Used to celebrate when you defeat someone heads up at online poker

After winning a match a typical heads-up match the chat will go like this...

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
DANGEROUSS: fish
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
DANGEROUSS: fhaggot, stfu w your stupid ni**er song

by B. Obama June 17, 2009

being straight

you like the oppisite gender

person1: I'm being straight
person2: good for you

by black rose gacha July 13, 2021

Niggas being Niggas

-The most politically incorrect way of laughing at people from the hood acting like dumb motherfuckers and doing dumb shit.

-A typical hoodrat doing hoodrat type shit.

-Nigga's blatantly acting like Nigga's.

A 37 year old woman has 15 kids, and then blames her local social service office for her problems.

Me: Did you hear about Tyrone breaking into his mommas house and stealing her TV?!
You: Doesn't he live with her and have a key?
Me: Niggas being Niggas.

Like us on Facebook at Nigga's being Nigga's for more laughs.

by P-Dizzle813 December 30, 2011

Being a Jon

The inability to dodge a skill shot

Look at Kenneth being a Jon, getting hit by all those Ezreal Q's

by Vrohi November 9, 2014

being sad

you’re sad aren’t you? is this why you’re on urban dictionary?

being sad isn’t very fun

by Woohoooiamhappy May 7, 2020