Blithwapping

Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer a nail into the wall, such as shoes, lamp bases, doorstops, etc.

"Quit blithwapping and just go find a hammer"

by 1badguy July 26, 2009

Blitzkrieg

When other people get you so shitfaced you can't stand.
Opposite of scorched-earth.

Tomato Head: "Let's get blitzkrieged!"
Retirement Home: "Tomato Head, GO AWAY"

by the pork shop December 12, 2009

blitah

Another name for a orange

Tori can I have a blitah.

by Dj-samoa October 15, 2010

Blitz

It's the name given to a 5 min. game of tournament chess.

Tonight is a 6 round Blitz tournament at the chess club.
Each player has 5 min. on their clocks.

by LoneKiller December 17, 2012

Blitzed

A verb associated with one going all-out on something i.e. an object, competition or anything in which can receive human impact physically or mentally. Also commonly referred to getting extremely drunk, raised or both.

- I blitzed my exam; finished within 20 minutes!

- John started pushing Liam and then Liam just blitzed it. I don't think John will be picking on him again!

- On the last lap of the 800m race, this kid absolutely blitzed it. He deserved 1st place!

by Maximus Decimus Meridi July 24, 2012

blithe

the ability to make the opposite sex fart when you want them too. On command you can control the flatulence of others.

jerry made elizabeth fart because he has the power of blithe.

by davey February 7, 2004

Ballroom Blitz

Franticly rearranging one's testicles due to lack of bollock space, or 'ball room'. NOT a casual affair. Only covers emergency rearrangements.

"Why are you smelling your fingers?"
"Just had to rearrange both of my vegetables. These new undies are giving me serious grief."
"Ahhh, the old Ballroom Blitz. Well wash your hands before you eat any more popcorn chicken."

by Jeff Vader 1990 September 14, 2014