blondephobic

you have a strong dislike towards blonde people because they are blonde

“ew there’s stacey she’s blonde i hate her!!” “dude you are so blondephobic”

by edsheeranfan1010 April 29, 2021

penis-blender

a prostitute with crooked teeth

that penis-blender last night really did a number on my dick

by motherfuckerrrr October 8, 2006

Strawberry Blonde

a rare hair color. not a ginger. some sexy ass shit your jealous cause your common brown hair isnt on the same level of greatness. pair this with a good looking person its unstoppable force who might take YOUR bitch. hate on.

girl: "damn i bet that handsome strawberry blonde dude over there has a pornstar dick"

by Jim Genius July 19, 2014

blondesploitation

The 'stigmafication' and/or '-sploitation' of an entire genre of individuals (usually female) based solely on hair color and/or hue (the color and/or hue being of light, fair or 'Blonde in nature). Said individuals are generally noted as baing dumb, ditzy or even 'dingy' (just to name a few terms here) simply by their association with their hair color (being namely 'blonde') either by birth or dyed that way. Many would go so far as to assume that a blonde person(s) reading this definition would have no idea what the hell I'm talking about here or who it is this entry is intended to define.

"Does Halloween ever fall on Friday the 13th?'

Just repeating the above mentioned is a clear example of just the kind of rat bastard who's hell bent on blondsploitation and would stop at nothing to give them a spot on his (or her) cable access TV show.

The blonde joke I heard at the Star Trek convention is just another lame example of blondesploitation.

by Pauliapalooza December 7, 2006

Blendable

When a woman has no distinguishable difference between her breast and her nipple. The areola surrounding the nipple has the same color as the nipple itself.

Damn man, I was excited to see that bitches tits. But as soon as she whipped 'em out, I realized she had blendables!

by Hanesingtonworthingly December 23, 2010

Shit in a blender

A negative descriptive phrase used when encountering events of horrific proprotion. Applicable to movies, concerts, and other types of performances.

Justin: Hey, how was that concert last night?

Scott: Four year strong and some other crappy bands played. It all sounded like shit in a blender to me. I don't know what was worse; them or Garfield the movie

by Key-Lime January 29, 2010

Blondediet

1) Food eaten prepared by a Blonde Chef

2) What a Blonde actually eats.

3) Sometimes Slang for Oral Sex on a Blonde with a "hot twat"

by Jenny L April 22, 2003