(blaj) n.
Blood that that is emitted out of a woman's vagina during menstration. (Period Blood)
Bladge is not normal blood, because when it comes out of a woman's chatch along with old eggs and whatnot, it becomes something that is SO much more disgusting. Sometimes it even has a much darker color than normal blood, depending on if the girl has weird uterus problems or not.
Bladge can also be used as an alternative lubricant for sex. Just make sure you turn off all the lights and wear a condom that you'll promptly throw away after you're done. Failure to follow both of these guidelines will result in lots of vomiting, and perhaps even erectile dysfunction, because bladge is really gross. If you see it or smell it, you may get sick.
Also, it is a good idea to do the dirty deed on old furniture that you don't mind throwing away the next day. Make the girl throw it out too, 'cause she's used to seeing that disgusting crap every month, and is therefore more immune to the horridness of it all.
Blood that that is emitted out of a woman's vagina during menstration. (Period Blood)
Bladge is not normal blood, because when it comes out of a woman's chatch along with old eggs and whatnot, it becomes something that is SO much more disgusting. Sometimes it even has a much darker color than normal blood, depending on if the girl has weird uterus problems or not.
Bladge can also be used as an alternative lubricant for sex. Just make sure you turn off all the lights and wear a condom that you'll promptly throw away after you're done. Failure to follow both of these guidelines will result in lots of vomiting, and perhaps even erectile dysfunction, because bladge is really gross. If you see it or smell it, you may get sick.
Also, it is a good idea to do the dirty deed on old furniture that you don't mind throwing away the next day. Make the girl throw it out too, 'cause she's used to seeing that disgusting crap every month, and is therefore more immune to the horridness of it all.
Steve: "Dude, did you see Barlow's bedsheets?"
Barlow: "Yea, Meagan's bladge is all over it!
Stooge: "Eww! Why did you have sex during her period?!"
Barlow: "She didn't tell me until after we were done!"
Mattei: "I wish I knew it was there, cause I had sex on your bed the next day. Now my ass is covered in day-old bladge!"
Barlow: "Yea, Meagan's bladge is all over it!
Stooge: "Eww! Why did you have sex during her period?!"
Barlow: "She didn't tell me until after we were done!"
Mattei: "I wish I knew it was there, cause I had sex on your bed the next day. Now my ass is covered in day-old bladge!"
by Mattei April 16, 2006
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There are three rules to bladding.
1. You must bring someone who's never bladded before
2. Once you agree to go bladding, you can't back out. Bad things happen if you do.
3. You can't talk about bladding to anybody.
There are three rules to bladding.
1. You must bring someone who's never bladded before
2. Once you agree to go bladding, you can't back out. Bad things happen if you do.
3. You can't talk about bladding to anybody.
Guy1: Hey, what's bladding? I Googled it and nothing turned up.
Guy2: I can't tell you, it's secret. But if you want, you can go bladding with me and some other guys and you'll find out yourself.
Guy2: I can't tell you, it's secret. But if you want, you can go bladding with me and some other guys and you'll find out yourself.
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Get the Raiden Blade mug.Extreme Blading is the act of a man fucking a womens shoulder blades until he ejaculates on the back of her head and in her hair.
Extreme Blading is the act of putting an erect penis in between a females shoulder blades as she lays face down on a bed/road/car roof ect. The man pushes her shoulder blades together, fucking them hard until he ejaculates all over the back of her neck and hair. This is also known as a wash & go which is the act of ejaculating on the back of a females head and rubbing it into her hair, and then speedily running away.
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