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Birthday Shower 

When ur friend smells rly bad and u don’t know how to tell them bc they’re sensitive so on their birthday u trick them into taking one bc u can’t stand to be around them any longer
Dino, birthday shower!”
“What?”
“It’s your birthday, why don’t you try taking a shower for a change?”
“But I already did that.”
“Do it again.”
Birthday Shower by Sorrydino April 15, 2019
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Birthday Bash 

An informal British way to say Birthday Party.
Bash meaning party, and bashment meaning a large party.
Rob's having a surprise birthday bash for Kendall next month, and the theme is Drunk Chihuahuas!
Birthday Bash by KonTriByuTur July 27, 2021

Birthday Burrito Surprise 

Put on your birthday suit, wrap yourself in a blanket like a burrito, wait for your significant other, friends, or family (if you dare) to see you, and then quickly unwrap your butt-ass-naked-self in front of them, yelling, “Surprise!” You’re naked when you do this - in case you missed it.
Girl 1: Omg, when I got home, my boyfriend gave me a Birthday Burrito Surprise.
Girl 2: What the heck is that?
Girl 1: He was wrapped in a blanket, like a burrito, and then surprised me when he popped out naked!

Birthday Boomerang 

A present you give to someone but it really benefits you.


Jon: WOW, a garden gnome?!

Heather: Yeah! It matches the ones in my garden.

Jon: Thanks for the birthday boomerang.

Birthday Trifecta 

Receiving a happy birthday text/call, tweet, and Facebook wall-post all from one person, on your birthday.
I thought I was more popular, but John was the only person who completed a Birthday Trifecta for me.

It's only 12:01 and I already completed Johns Birthday Trifecta.
Birthday Trifecta by iRod December 27, 2012

birthday cake 

yo, we ganna lite up some birthday cake later.
birthday cake by dutyfree23 October 25, 2009

Birthday Bomb

Posting "Happy Birthday" messages, pictures, and videos on a friend's social networking site when it is not his or her birthday. The joke annoys the person who receives the messages and confuses his or her friends. Also, this is an excellent way to separate one's friends from mere acquaintences since true friends will know one's actual birthday.

If the birthday bomb generates mass confusion or is especially entertaining, it becomes an Epic Birthday Bomb.
Wait. Is it really your birthday? Or, is this a birthday bomb? I thought we just had a party for you like two months ago.

Josh totally birthday bombed me. It was so annoying! My phone kept ringing all day with notifications.

Let's birthday bomb Christine! We still need to get her back for making us watch American Idol with her.