bumpermagnet

A stupid bicycle rider/skateboarder who does not follow rules or, especially, common sense when riding on streets with cars. Mostly seen in college towns or larger urban settings. This can also pertain to walkers, stroller pushers, joggers and fitness fanatics who "can't let my heart rate drop". Unfortunately, sometimes it drops to ZERO bpm.

ASU has a large number of bumpermagnets on the street. Especially between 8AM and 3PM.

The best way to become a bumpermagnet is to wear headphones while skateboarding in traffic. Lucky is when you just get a case of road rash.

This bumpermagnet was nothing but a smear on the pavement when he ran a stop sign when a bus was coming.

by coyotemutt March 7, 2014

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Bumpering

The act of coming up close behind another driver whether one is in a hurry or just trying to be irritating.

That truck is bumpering me! They keep coming up right behind me too close and it makes me angry!

by Rikijon January 4, 2015

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bumper humper

1) an impolite driver who tailgates cars in front of them

2) a person who gets uncomfortably close to ones back side, typically while dancing

1) "Stop being a bumper humper. I'm already going 70 mph in a 60."

2) "That bumper humper at the bar almost touched my ass."

by follow-my-arrow February 9, 2015

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Bumperlark

Has no precise meaning, but can be used in ANY situation. Often used when speaker cannot think of a verb to describe a person; it is only used in reference to people, so can be utilized as a noun. The positive or negative connotation of the word is dictated by the situation and tone.

It is most well known by the Biology students of Swansea University.

"Shut up, you bumperlark"

"Stop with the compliments you bumperlark"

"Nigel Farage is such a fucking bumperlark!"

by sutmaebec May 27, 2014

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