chunky beef stew

The slew of afterbirth, placenta, slack rope, vaginal secretions, or apple juice that comes out of a pregnant woman's vagina after a man makes bonding sex with her.

Person 1: "Did you see all those stains on Tim's bedding?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it looked like chunky beef stew."
Person 1: "That explains Dana's sudden loss of weight."

by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

Roast Beef Larry

When one places there penis inside of a roast beef sandwich and then dips it in au jus, then proceeds to have anal sex. When finished, the couple must eat the roast beef sandwich.

I roast beef Larry'd a hoe last night and man that tasted good.

by chopper city4 December 5, 2012

Pulled Beef

The male penis, post ejaculation, in the refractory period. Often a flaccid or semi-flaccid state.

After a marathon wanking session, Jeremy laid back and admired the shrimp paste on his Pulled Beef.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015

Cheesy Double Beef Burrito

When two dudes are doing a chick in the butt and they pour some nacho cheese on their weiners.

Man1: Yo when we gonna make this Cheesy Double Beef Burrito?

Man2: Hold on I'll get the nacho cheese.

Woman: Alright but cheesy does it!

by Enrique Iglesiaz May 18, 2011

picking up a pound of beef

wanking it, jerking it, beating it.

my mom walked in while i was picking up a pound of beef

by volcom186 November 5, 2003

beef skirts

An extreme case of elongated labia majoras.

Tammy was so hot until she took down her pants and her beefskirts hit the floor..

by d bo April 21, 2004

Roast Beef Residual

When your girlfriend returns home from cheating and she has another guys cock on her breath.

Duuuude I'm so depressed, Karen came home late last night, leaned in for a kiss and I totally tasted Roast Beef Residual.

by sognatore87 January 8, 2010