basil

The thick, lint-like substance that forms upon one's balls when unwashed.

Jill was horrified when she tried to go down on Jack and found his nuts to be covered in basil.

by Derpa Derpa Derp December 28, 2005

bajillion

Another name for the number one.

There are three bajillion feet in a yard.

by Shadowsouled September 30, 2006

basil

see douche bag

Basil is a for real douche bag

by it'sknown March 23, 2003

Basilisk

A catch all term, like 'cougar', for a particular kind of person. A 'Basilisk' is a goblinesque, tetchy, uncompromising, spiny rage-ball of either sex with an evil stare, diehard liberal principles and a marked loathing for popular culture and it's adherents - often encountered in indie bars where they are drawn like angry moths to the fairy lights and the sound of Amanda Palmer.

1: Check out that kooky chick in the dark corner, is she giving me the eye?

2: Yeah, the evil eye - it's a Basilisk! Run for your life or she might turn you to stone or give you a pamphlet about fracking, and don't wear that ironic slogan t-shirt out again, okay? It's like a red rag to these people.

by leagueofwaywardgentlemen September 3, 2013

basilis

Boyyyyyy he ugly and stupittt
A guy that talks a lot of shit about his friends.He likes basketball and getting his ass wiped

This guy is hellaaaaa ugly

Yeah he is a basilis

by Finesh Yoass July 13, 2017

Basil

To do something really stoopid when drunk, usually involving personal injury, humiliation, or a night in the cells.

he pulled a basil when thinking he could drive after several bottles of wine, smashed into local cop shop

by ben cullen February 12, 2005

basil

Goddess of the new world

Basil is super fine.

by Basil August 23, 2004