Barking

The instantaneous and uncalled-for assumption a female makes directly after a male makes an opinion. Usually delivered loudly, annoyingly, and has no purpose but to give a female a chance to bitch.

Heron: I believe that we could save our o-zone by...
Ajjana: NO YOUR WRONG, YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE O-ZONE, WE DON"T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR FALSE ACCUSATIONS!
Heron:....Stop barking please

by Heron Bay Seagull October 16, 2011

Barking Seal

When you fuck a fat chick on the beach. Then swiftly dip your dick into the sand and shove your dick back in. She should resemble a barking seal.

Yo! Last night was crazy!!! Gave this girl a barking seal! She was squealin like a pig!

by Brylon713 September 6, 2010

Barking Skunk Spider

A fart. So named because you blame the resulting smell and sound on the fictitious spider. Most often referenced as being stepped on when the term is used.

*fart noise*
(pause)
Innocent Bystander: "Oh man, what is that smell?; Did you fart?"
Guilty Party: "Ah, no, man, You must have stepped on a barking skunk spider"

by Mathius_Dragoon March 3, 2010

barting

When your dog barks and farts simulataneously.

God damnit. Magnus has been barting all night.

by ver Boyer July 29, 2016

barting

When your dog barks and farts repeatedly and simultaneously.

Magnus ate too much and has been barting all night.

by Amandatam July 29, 2016

Barking abbey school boy

Someone whos bun nd butters. A lot of em tend to be gay

Barking abbey school boy lyk zain who is gay nd lyks to give boys head

by Faggerz October 17, 2019

barting

when your dog is barking and a stinky fart slips out

Oh my god Chester! Stop Barting!!

by ImpossibleSmurf July 9, 2020