barfessional

Someone that thinks they’re experts at MMA because they watch UFC at the bar.

He’s a barfessional fighter because he saw GSP win with this submission.

by O’Jitsu August 10, 2018

Barefoot Skunk

barefoot skunk is a phrase so offense and obscure that legally we cannot reveal its meaning.

-“Hey AJ I was kidding about telling my mom about barefoot skunk”
-“Are you sure, it seemed pretty real to me”
-“No I am serious, I did not. You got pranked”

by barefootskunk42069 December 13, 2019

Barfage

Used to describe what will occur if you drink and/or eat way too much of something really quickly all at once. Looks like Tito's Thursday really got the best of us.

"girlllll...if you drink too much vodka that fast it will definitely induce barfage."

by tjb0611 May 16, 2020

Barfanatics

A popular Instagram fitness page

Bro, have you seen the new post by Barfanatics?

by Barfanatics November 26, 2020

Barefoot Wine

A very cheap wine typically consumed by basic white girls.

Woman A: "Hey, I brought some barefoot wine."
Woman B: "You're so basic"

by bwg1940 March 25, 2021

Barefull

I don’t know

What is a barefull?

by _-_-_-____—-__ February 24, 2022

barefoot brown

When you step on a shit while barefoot.

On my way to the pool I got a barefoot brown thanks to my neighbors dog.

by -MIKE-T March 15, 2023