barness

when a man is whipped so bad by a girlfriend that he doesnt even want to hang out with his good friends anymore and talks about how he loves his girlfriend.

Man!! I was hanging out with joey the other day and at 2 a.m. he wanted to leave and go see lili. WHAT A BARNESS!!!

by willy mayeri September 19, 2006

Chris Barnes

To cover a song in a totally unacceptable vocal style.

Dude, you just Chris Barnes'ed that song!

by Dasher10 January 13, 2009

barnes

"it's like a replacement for fuck. it's showing a sense of suprise...."R.J.R

shows people the shock that the user of the word feels...

..OMFG,what the barnes!

by LLama12425 October 30, 2007

Barnesy

A slang term for anal sex. Taken from ex-Liverpool and England Footballer John Barnes who for the Official England 1982 World Cup anthem with New Order performed a rap which said "to unlock the defence you have to get round the back"

Alright dude went out on a date last night. You never guess what? Only went back to her's and she let me barnesy her.

by Alex John Cook December 14, 2008

barnold

well barnold is a man of many words. most of them are dumb ones. he had 10 dads come to parent night during the football season. his mother is a kind little house wife with a past like one of a whore. a normal day for barnold consist of going to school and wasting time during class looking up colledge schools with the name like th philly funk and what not. then he goes to lunch and trys to make long distance shot from his seat to the garbge can while shouting "koby" knowing dam well that koby is a tall black man and not a short fat white boy from the berbs. then he goes home and waste the wrest of his free time on madden 05 trying to make the 49ers a team worth talking about. when we all know that the only way the 49ers will see another superbowl is when hell freezes over and the whole team dies in a plane crash. barnold is a sad man and his mom is a whore/house wife. and his sister is hot!

"mmmm barnolds mom gives good head.and his sisters tittys are amazing"

by kevin March 14, 2005

barnes

a word used to replace the word fuck etc when in a state of shock

Person 1:"Lucy had her dirty way with Harry"

Shocked person:"WHAT THE BARNES!"

by Jordan Sykes & Mark O'D November 18, 2007

Bartos

The act of licking someone's leg repeatedly as they please them self in a lay-z-boy recliner.

Lauren orgasmed soon after her dog began bartosing her.

by joshharrissonsadouche August 27, 2009