Popped my Balloons

Another way of saying that you ruined something such as:

1. a day
2. a happy moment
3. a glorious meal

Your excessive drinking on my wedding day Popped my Balloons.

Officer, these handcuffs are seriously popping my balloons.

I have a feeling the test results are going to Pop my Balloons.

by rhinografix March 27, 2011

Balloon Sword

Normally a homosexual act given to a male by putting a hole in the condom, proceeding to inflate it orally. Him then returning the favor, will often times result in a balloon sword fight.

John "Brad and I had an awesome balloon sword fight last night"

Kenny"What the fuck are you talking about?"

by Gmonkey747 August 23, 2016

ballooning

When an uncircumsised man, whilst urinating, pinches his foreskin closed, thereby inflating his touque like a balloon (but with urine rather that air)

My girlfriend won't give me head since she caught me ballooning in the bathroom.

by Don't worry about it1 July 18, 2006

balloon job

Act of blowing air into a woman's vagina until her belly swells and then yanking on her pussy lips in a futile effort to make the squealing sound made by a balloon under similar conditions. It never works.

Biff: Chaz is an asshole! He told me if I gave my girl a Balloon Job she'd love it. But she just farted at me and left!

by 1troglodite April 6, 2009

Ballooner

A person who blows (sucks, licks), could be used for anything like a person who blows on a lollipop or even more exotic.

Lafawnduh is such a ballooner, she'll practicality blow you for free.

by Chad and Zak April 5, 2011

fun balloons

the human mammary glands

boobs, tits, milk makers, you know the fatty sacks your bitch has

by cheyanne burbank February 3, 2005

Balloon

A fool; a person who has just made a pretty obvious mistake

PhD student 1: I forgot to correct for path length in these absorbance measurements.
PhD Student 2: You total balloon

PhD student: I left my cash card in Centra last week and only found out today
Supervisor: <Says nothing and draws a picture of a balloon on a piece of paper>

by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011