average

Fat. Term used by just about every fat chick who ever placed a personals ad. Since the AVERAGE size for women is a size 14, fatties rejoyce in glee when they can use this instead of BBW.

SWF, 30 average in size looking for an eating partner.

by xzybit February 16, 2005

Avaya

POS IP telephone system with poor sound quality and even worse technology and customer support. System always hangs up on customers.

Said by call center rep after phone disconnects a call: "Avaya con dios!"

by Dohmnuill December 30, 2004

Avena

An Asian who thinks they're more intelligent than non-Asians simply because they're Asian.
They do not realize that non-Asians are not impressed by their vast knowledge of Dragon Ball Z.

"Rose is such an avena, we're partnered up for this math class, and she won't trust any of my work, just because I'm not Asian."

by Your man Jsiah June 23, 2009

average ho

The average ho is typically a 6 or 7 on the scale from 1 to 10. This is the girl that will suck and fuck you pretty much whenever and is always good for a booty call. Is known to work harder in bed to make up for lack of looks and or personality.

See Tabatha at the bar? She is an average ho.

by pimphanded September 16, 2009

Average User

A term sometimes used by wannabe geeks in a derogatory sense to add credence to their questionable knowledge.

Yes, it has extended functionalities and API's and it's a logical progression, but there's still nothing to get super excited about. Average user won't notice the difference.

by monaxle May 15, 2012

above average

Not quite average not quite great a happy medium between them.

Jon was feeling above average after recieving a B on his last test.

G was above average after listening to his favorite song.

by Jon December 26, 2006

the average teenage girl

a girl blogger who epitomizes generalities of a female aged 13-19 years old.

The average teenage girl sure does blog a lot on her webpage, whosthatgirl dot tumblr dot com!

by tatg August 21, 2008