The worse insult known to mankind. It Completely annihilates ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur gramp tramp, ur sister a mister, and ur brother a mother. It even destroys the infamous No U. Once said the user automatically becomes a god. The person who is told these words will shit their pants and die of cancer.
Max:
Jason:
Max:
Jason:
Max:
Jason :
Max: No U
Jason: That’s it you leave me no choice but to unleash the forbidden words
Max: do it fag you won’t
Jason: ur aunt a cunt
Max: *shits in pants and dies if cancer*
Jason:
Max:
Jason:
Max:
Jason :
Max: No U
Jason: That’s it you leave me no choice but to unleash the forbidden words
Max: do it fag you won’t
Jason: ur aunt a cunt
Max: *shits in pants and dies if cancer*
by Jsmahser April 13, 2018
An insult, usually directed towards a freind after the usage of the phrase, "Your mom". Very good comeback.
by bad mamojamas May 17, 2003
The wives of the first 43 presidents were given the title of "First Lady", but that was the past. That's an OLD title from the OLD united states.
It's a new world and it is time for CHANGE. Therefore, its time for a NEW title for the president's wife.
Since America has a Capitalist economy and a president has become more of a figurehead than a leader, and being a good figurehead means being a consumer whore, the new title for the president's wife will be used for advertising space and product placement.
Every four years starting now, a corporation will pay the White House a MASSIVE amount of money to brand the president's wife with their product name, and the wife will be referred to as "First <whatever product bought their name>" as long as their husband stays the president. (For example: First Pepto Bismol, First Quaker Oatmeal, First Extra Strength Vagisil, First Murphy's Butt Lovin Lube, etc.)
This presidential term's wife name advertisement slot has already been purchased by Aunt Jemima.
So, that means Michelle Obama is the nation's first "First Aunt Jemima".
It is oddly coincidental that she strongly resembles Aunt Jemima. If you don't believe me, next time you are in the grocery store LOOK at a bottle of Aunt Jemima... They look so much alike they could be twins!
Also, she's a black chick, and everyone knows black chicks know how to cook.
Imma go have a pancake with a bottle of Michelle Obama now...
It's a new world and it is time for CHANGE. Therefore, its time for a NEW title for the president's wife.
Since America has a Capitalist economy and a president has become more of a figurehead than a leader, and being a good figurehead means being a consumer whore, the new title for the president's wife will be used for advertising space and product placement.
Every four years starting now, a corporation will pay the White House a MASSIVE amount of money to brand the president's wife with their product name, and the wife will be referred to as "First <whatever product bought their name>" as long as their husband stays the president. (For example: First Pepto Bismol, First Quaker Oatmeal, First Extra Strength Vagisil, First Murphy's Butt Lovin Lube, etc.)
This presidential term's wife name advertisement slot has already been purchased by Aunt Jemima.
So, that means Michelle Obama is the nation's first "First Aunt Jemima".
It is oddly coincidental that she strongly resembles Aunt Jemima. If you don't believe me, next time you are in the grocery store LOOK at a bottle of Aunt Jemima... They look so much alike they could be twins!
Also, she's a black chick, and everyone knows black chicks know how to cook.
Imma go have a pancake with a bottle of Michelle Obama now...
Person A: "Hey, you know that closeted muslim that isn't even half as black as Tiger Woods and is primarily middle-eastern and white? The guy people only say is black because black people want to feel included and have a reason to justify going on a power trip and pulling the slavery card again, and the white people feel obligated to go along with the black people because they're too afraid that if they formed their own opinions they'd be called racists? Umm... The guy with the big ears and questionable motives... The one who uses his ethnicity as a scapegoat, but still claims to be against people who are racially biased. I keep forgetting his name..."
Person B: "It's not ringing any bells..."
Person A: "Hmm... Oh yeah, his middle name is Hussein and he made it obvious that he intends to anally rape the country and spend a lot of money that's not his to spend. What's his name again?"
Person B: "Oooooh! You mean that douche bag, Barack Obama! What about him?"
Person A: "He's married to the First Aunt Jemima."
Person B: "Wow, she's waaaay too good for that nappy headed moron that got elected president."
Person A: "True dat! I hear the First Aunt Jemima makes a mean stack of pancakes too!"
Person B: "Hayull yeah! I'd tap that."
Person A: "Me too."
Person B: "..."
Person A: "..."
Person B: "I'm bored... Let's go throw vegetables at old people."
Person A: "Okay!"
Person B: "It's not ringing any bells..."
Person A: "Hmm... Oh yeah, his middle name is Hussein and he made it obvious that he intends to anally rape the country and spend a lot of money that's not his to spend. What's his name again?"
Person B: "Oooooh! You mean that douche bag, Barack Obama! What about him?"
Person A: "He's married to the First Aunt Jemima."
Person B: "Wow, she's waaaay too good for that nappy headed moron that got elected president."
Person A: "True dat! I hear the First Aunt Jemima makes a mean stack of pancakes too!"
Person B: "Hayull yeah! I'd tap that."
Person A: "Me too."
Person B: "..."
Person A: "..."
Person B: "I'm bored... Let's go throw vegetables at old people."
Person A: "Okay!"
by PsychoPencil January 24, 2009
The absolute worst insult on the face of this solar system. Often used to destroy try hard bois on Fortnite.
Dan: ur mom gay
Ben: ur dad lesbian
Dan: no u
Ben: well ur family tree LGBT
Dan: ur aunt a tramp
Ben: dead
Ben: ur dad lesbian
Dan: no u
Ben: well ur family tree LGBT
Dan: ur aunt a tramp
Ben: dead
by Ya skinny boi penis March 24, 2018
The ultimate comeback, Not even god himself can defy this and must submit to thegodly powers of this. Even the feared "Your Cousin Non Binary" cant compare with this.
Jack: Your Mom Gay
Jill: No u
Jack: Your Dad lesbian
Jill: Your sister a mister
Jack: .... Thats it. I gotta do it to you
YOUR AUNT ADOPTED
Jill: Gets removed from existence and no dosen't even exist anymore and gets evaporated
Jill: No u
Jack: Your Dad lesbian
Jill: Your sister a mister
Jack: .... Thats it. I gotta do it to you
YOUR AUNT ADOPTED
Jill: Gets removed from existence and no dosen't even exist anymore and gets evaporated
by Uhhh Yizzle March 22, 2018
Boy 1: hey see that girl
Boy 2: i don't mess with her, she threatened to give me a texas aunt sally.
Boy 2: i don't mess with her, she threatened to give me a texas aunt sally.
by Thats a yikes from me May 11, 2019
A beautiful blue eyed and blonde headed girl that her nieces and nephews love. Also a funny, caring, nice, and great personality person.
by Giggles6m April 03, 2018