Bleeding Anus

When your anal cavity has sprung a leak and blood seefs out of it.

My anus wont stop bleeding!

by jake June 10, 2004

leaky anus syndrome

Leaky anus syndrome (LAS) is a disorder in which bodily fluids involuntarily escape through the anus. The sufferer is generally in discomfort and releases a terrible smell. A relatively common form of LAS is lagranus.

Tabitha--that girl that works on floor 82--has leaky anus syndrome and everyone runs away when they see her and her anal handkerchief coming. The path which she takes stinks for a few hours after she passes or until someone sprays air freshener!

by tkanizzdizzwizz November 23, 2011

anus astronaut

Also know as a: rectum raider, ass pirate, burger stealer and can opener. commits acts of atrocious butt love.

"one small step for man..."
"get out of my ass, Mark!"
"oh, sorry"
"goddamn anus astronaut..."

by Dr. Boring May 23, 2006

Anus burger

Derived from the accidental misreading of Angus burger
An anus burger is a shit which has enough liquid in it that it comes out with a mind of its own making a pile in the toilet which looks like some pureed beef you'd make a smooth burger with.

"Oh god Stacy, DO NOT go in that bathroom, the toilet has the largest anus burger I have seen in my life in it."

"I'm not picking my dogs shit up! I don't care if you call the police, thats a fucking anus burger, I'm refuse to touch it, in fact, I can't even look at it anymore. How in the hell is my dogs shit that orange?"

by Raychilldo February 16, 2010

Anus Master

master of the anus.

i went to seek guidance from the anus master. I travelled 30 days to get to the himalayas. When i approached the anus master, i could feel a tingling in my rectum; i knew it was him. with the clutch of his fist he made me shit a metric shit load. it was truely humbling being in his presence.

by JJ January 11, 2004

anusface

someone who is a total dickface permanoob shit talker retard. like katlyn wilkinson.

Girl 1 "Did you see the way katlyn chucked a fit after the volleyball game?
Girl 2 "Yeah she's such an anusface!"
Girl 1 "I second that!"

by calm down katlyn you fucker October 23, 2010

anus paste

actual shit used for glue when stranded on an island;
actual shit used as a substitute for glue when one is lazy

Yo mike, get that rat out of your ass and pass me some anus paste; i'm finishing my mothersday card but i ran out of glue.

person 1: Yo Fred why u got that paintbrush wedged up your ass?
person 2:Uh i'm outa glue and i'm getting some anus paste shitlips!
Person 1:Ohh i'm sorry don't tell the guys at school i didn't know?
Person 2: Only if you eat my anus paste.
PErson 1: fine

by Sethy247 August 9, 2007