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Lagranus

A specific form of leaky anus syndrome (another common and less derogatory term for leaky asshole) in which a severe itch is accompanied in the anal-rectal region in addition to the anal leak.

Jim is out of work today due to his lagranus. We pity his discomfort, hopefully his partner Tom will sooth his nerves with the help of an excellent psychiatrist.

by tkanizzdizzwizz November 10, 2011

leaky anus syndrome

Leaky anus syndrome (LAS) is a disorder in which bodily fluids involuntarily escape through the anus. The sufferer is generally in discomfort and releases a terrible smell. A relatively common form of LAS is lagranus.

Tabitha--that girl that works on floor 82--has leaky anus syndrome and everyone runs away when they see her and her anal handkerchief coming. The path which she takes stinks for a few hours after she passes or until someone sprays air freshener!

by tkanizzdizzwizz November 23, 2011