Apache Door Gunner

A term used by military personnel to sidestep questions about their actual job, especially when they don't want to get specific or even talk to the person asking the question. The name comes from the fact that the AH-64 Apache attack helicopter doesn't actually have a side door for a gunner.

Obnoxious VetBro: "Bro you're in the military? Dude I was too! What's your job?"

Servicemember minding their own business: "Uhh, I was an Apache Door Gunner..."

Obnoxious VetBro: "Oh sick bro! I didn't know they had those!"

by bachoochoo June 26, 2024

Alpaca camera to the llama farm!

Cuz I wanna get some photos of said lovely furry critters!

Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca, who?
Alpaca camera to the llama farm!

by QuacksO August 12, 2024

Apache Blowdryer

When a girl with long hair to her butt farts, making the hair blow in the warm fart air.

I was looking at that girls but and saw the hair near her butthole blow back. I knew right away it was an Apache Blowdryer

by Sharshall December 9, 2024

AIpathy

The sense that any project or plan is not worth starting because artificial super intelligence will make it all irrelevant before the plan can be completed.

Suffering a deep case of AIpathy, whats the point in starting this..

by DoubleDropBear January 21, 2025

Aspaceb

A streamer based out of camdem new jersey. The term"Aspaceb" is defined as a fucking large balding Dominican man that swears he's black.

Aspaceb is a great guy

by Imshittingrntwin February 12, 2025

Alpaca My Party Hat

To describe a random situation that does not make any sense

"I think that ants greet each other everyday"
"Alpaca my party hat!"

by Puma22 March 27, 2026

Apache Crazy

Going absolutely buckwild with no regard for anyone or anything's safety or wellbeing.

I spent an hour making that display look nice just for some customers to go Apache Crazy on it and ruin the whole thing.

by MisterSuperstar July 18, 2025