J.o.m.able

Someone looking so hot that they are "jack off material"

Pronouced: JOAM-ABLE, JOM-ABLE.

Tony: "Damn bro, did you see that girl?"
Garrett: "Totally man, Talk about j.o.m.able!"

by ThyPenguin March 6, 2010

Ablatio Penis

To have a penis cut off during circumcision. Resulting in sexual reassignment of a male (XY), to a Female (XX). Normally includes use of hormone therapy, and results in phyco-sexual abnormalities.

Example 1
Mike: Man, that chick looks like a total dude.
Andrew: Yeah, she most likely has an ablatio penis.

Example 2
Mike: Hey lets go out tonight and get trashed.
Andrew: Nah, Im just going to stay in tonight.
Mike: What do you have an Ablatio Penis?

by Michael Schmidtt January 26, 2009

ablasion

another word for fire. (uh-blay-zhuhn)

"Oh my! That is a mighty big ablasion!"

by Danielle M November 6, 2006

ablog

The state of being a subject of numerous contemporaneous blog posts.

Everyone's all ablog about Sarah Palin's new book.
Everyone is all ablog about how unbelievably awful Roland Emmerich's "2012" is.

by rcorell November 18, 2009

Abloh

An artist that steaks designs and passes them off as their own.

I used to like his graphic designs, but he turned out to be an abloh.

by Tsprano June 2, 2020

un-able-to-cap-aditus

The unability to cap or win verbal fights. Symptoms include when one thinks about what he/she is going to say for months and then saying them with horrible results, they make no logical sense what so ever, very common in young males named Derek. Up close these individuals may as well show some symptoms of retardation. If you have this disease it is highly unlikely you will win a verbal fight against someone the age of 3 or older.

Good thing that dumb fool is not on the debate team. He has a serious case of un-able-to-cap-aditus.

by Muy Guapo July 21, 2008

Kick-able pooch

A dog, small in size, that could easily be struck with one's foot to be projected a short, or even long distance.

Guy 1: My Grandmother, because she's old, bought a new kick-able pooch.

Guy 2: What kind of dog is it?

Guy 1: It's a chihuahua

by platinumskies March 26, 2009