abelardo

a guy who:
1 is guatemalan
2 suffers from nipplitis(an uncurable disease in which nipples get hard when its "windy")
3 could never get a gf no matter how hard he tries!!

Abelardo: W-will you g-go out w-with mme?

Girl: ummmm...my sister just ate a spider
and wut is poking outof your shirt?

by alliver February 15, 2009

abel

small penis

wow you have an abel penis

by hku.gcgxffiygnx May 9, 2019

Dalianna arabella milano

Diva-ish, words fail everyone to describe how astonishing this person is.
it's like when you taste a cocktail but it only feels like cock. ugh a queen

follow back you're not Dalianna arabella milano!!

by Cookie Thumper September 8, 2021

abel molina

Hispanic-Los Angeles-Texan celebrity known mainly for his moustache. Despite efforts by his fellow peers, he has yet to shave the 'stache. He bears a striking resemblance to "Pedro" from the feature film "Napolean Dynamite". He pretend like he "habla no espanol" but he actually does. He can speak Spanish really fast, like those commercial guys on the Hispanic radio station. He is also known for being a technology/computer/car genius. He is also known for pulling shenanagins on people (e.g. Tiffany aka "dumberer" the celebrity Azn). Also threatens people and sometimes carries out those threats (e.g. "Big Shot Rob" Lorenz). As discovered during prom, he can really dance and "get his groove on". Says "08" alot. Hates freshman. Hates rafat. Mostly known for the 'stache though.

abel molina: hey
Random guy: nice 'stache
Random guy 2: let's shave it off
abel molina: (Beats them up)
abel molina: 08! Hastla la cya!
Random guy 3: It's Hasta la vista, man. Don't act like you don't know spanish.
abel molina: Jódale y su madre. Yo no sé ningún español!
(Beats up Random guy 3, robs him, hijacks his car, GTA style, and starts shooting at stuff, does his pimp thing, etc)

by Borat Najahedari June 30, 2008

Anabelly

Anabelly.she is crazy does crazy things she makes friends faster then u can count.honestly I love her.she is soooo fun.And if u ever see her just try being friends with her she is so funny I swear I laugh at my own jokes.she loves to have sleepovers if u guys want.she has only 1 true best friend. Her zodiac sign is a Sagittarius.She HAS BIG CRAZY HAIR.and she is very unique in any school or class she goes to she is anyone's teachers pet.her last name is valdez.she loves to sing and be herself she is never shy when it comws to completing her dream. She will one day be A SINGER and mabey a book writer.She loves sports such as basketball 🏀,vollyball,hates ⚽,football🏈,catch,HATES TAG.she is brave adventurous strong a true singer adorable cute fast lazy at some points .and she might like more then 1 boy.She is a jakepauler.SHW REALLY LOVE MINIONS.and ever since xxxtentacion she loved the color black and white.she loves his music.and wants to punch rice gum in his face.and loves bhadbhabie and Drake.

Me:"hey my name is Anabelly."
Them:"Anabelly?
Me:"yea.What's wrong".
Them:"I never heard of that name"
Me:"Ughhh.ok.listen my moms name is Ana I came out of her belly Ana belly.
Them:"wow cool"
Me:"hey let's be friends but if u got a problem with my name say it to my face.
Me:"ok we're good now:)

by Anabelly1125 October 28, 2018

Aabed

Someone who is very good hearted and caring but still has the hood vibes. He knows how to work it but he doesn’t take anything serious, which can be very frustrating.

I want to suck Aabed’s dick
Aabed robbed someone for 200 dollars
Aabed took me out to eat and made me very happy

by Princess_Kay July 11, 2019

Anabel

The gayest girl in the word

"Hey whos that at pride?"
"Oh thats just anabel shes so gay."

by edsheeranhater69 October 19, 2021