Streme Spoats

The act of using a vehicle in an extreme or destructive manner at high speeds while doing a job or an important task . First used by two men speeding destructively on a watercraft going upstream on rapids, hence the name "streme". (Ex-treme + st-ream = Streme) and (sports = Spoats).

"We'll get there soon, but we gotta do some Streme Spoats!"

"The destination is right here, but we gotta do some Streme Spoats first!"

A guy going upstream or down a mountain in a vehicle : "STREME SPOATS!"

by DaleSnailTrail September 8, 2015

special investigation branch

The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.

In Special Investigation Branch office:
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"

by Bumsnorkler March 15, 2019

Spooky Ghost

Credit: South Park

Blaming a Spooky Ghost after getting caught blowing your load over yourself whilst watching Brazilian Fart Porn.

Randy: It was a Spooky Ghost

by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019

Spring Routi

A similar effect to an excessive amount of fake tan being applied where the culprit has an orange appearance. In the instance of a spring routi an individual has their back door smashed in. On completion the receiver defecates into their hands and smears the excrement all over themselves to simulate a tan. They hope to be still appealing to their partner whilst being in a vulnerable position and also having a prolapsed colon seeping of semen.. The tan is too apparent and a little out of sorts hence the term spring routi, as you wouldn’t be bronzed up in spring

Here comes Dion, he still has remanence of his spring routi with Chucky last night.

by Dirk Rictor2 September 26, 2019

Liberal Spiderweb Technique

A technique used by liberals in which, during a debate, the liberal will keep on branching out the debate into more and more irrelevant topics, and when you fail to address a topic, the liberal will call you out on it and believe he/she has won the debate

conservative 1: Man, I had a really big debate with this liberal tool last night
conservative 2: How'd it go??
conservative 1: It was going well, but then she used the liberal spiderweb technique. However i countered by calling her out on it and destroyed her
conservative 2: good job, bro

by theodore trollsovelt August 28, 2011

sparks in the dark

When you chew up a pack of Wintergreen Lifesavers candy in a dark room whilst looking in a mirror, it makes Green Sparks!

When I first heard of sparks in the dark I just had to try it! What an amazing phenomenum! The green sparks were so beautiful!

by Starchylde July 19, 2016

SPESS

Space, as pronounced by Space Marines (SPESS MEHREENS) like Commander Boreale from Warhammer 40k. Considering SPESS is where most of the game happens, it stands to reason that it should be given as much emphasis as it is. Must be pronounced with Boreale's voice in order to have the correct effect, which is hilarity, as Boreale is a caricature as far as non SPESS MEHREEN players are concerned.

SPESS MEHREENS WE HAVE FEHLED THE EMPRAH!

by dplock October 10, 2013