twitter zombie

Person of notoriety declared dead on Twitter who is, in actuallity, quite alive.

Bill Cosby is the OG of twitter zombies.

by IronyNOW August 3, 2010

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zombie goggles

Chill your balls in ice water, coat in petroleum jellie, and rest on a woman's eyes while masturbating.

I gave that bitch some zombie goggles last night.

by mad bagger December 30, 2014

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rob zombie

An awsome rocker who puts out killer tracks like "Hands of Death", " More Human than Human", "Living Dead Girl", and "Dragula".

Rob Zombie kicks ass!

by lunar shadows August 21, 2004

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A jewish zombie who delivers gifts during hanukkah. The jewish equivalent of Santa, only a lot less cool. He carries around a large explosive dreidel and drives a ti-fighter. Overall he's a pretty nice guy, but if you make him angry, he and kwanzabot will totally kick your ass. Not a big fan of Mel Gibson films.

The hanukkah zombie totally didn't deliver on the goods this hanukkah. I think his Ti-Fighter broke down.

-So kids, thats how you tell the difference between a police officer and a prostitute.

by Randy Quaid April 8, 2008

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Beer Zombie

Someone who is drunk 24/7. So drunk they are believed to have passed away, while their body is still alive and is now running on nothing but alcohol. This type of Zombie is usually vary neutral, and won't try to eat you. Although it is a fun idea to invite him over to your house to play video games with one, it is not suggested, because they will piss on everything you own.

Man: Hey dude, you see A.J. anywhere?
Dude: No- wait, HES BEHIND YOU!!!
Beer Zombie: ahaghjshjj *falls over*

by Splek January 1, 2009

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