by doctor syntax March 1, 2016
Get the Zappelphilipp mug.1. n. - Species of apelike mammal, quite possibly the missing link between Australopithecus and Homo Erectus, common to suburban Delaware and characterized by heavy body odor, unnatural slow wit and a diet primarily comprising Skittles and Easy Cheese. Prone to hyperactivity at the sight of nude nubile human females.
2. slang - Any person who is allowed to exist in polite society when he should rightly be remanded to an orphanage for the mentally handicapped.
2. slang - Any person who is allowed to exist in polite society when he should rightly be remanded to an orphanage for the mentally handicapped.
Various state and federal laws kept the docile yet dysfunctional Zappacosta from being institutionalized; rather, he passes his idle days chewing his own cud on a quiet Delaware lawn.
by T. Rocco September 29, 2003
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by Chiun Lang Pow October 11, 2007
Get the zapper mug.exclamation used after insuffulation of narcotics, most commonly cocaine. always with two "p"s and and exclamation mark.
by Doctor Girlfriend February 29, 2008
Get the zapp! mug.Adjective used to described something gay, underhanded, weak or cowardly referencing Spain's Prime Minister Jose Luis Zapatero Rodgriguez. In his seven years in office, he has proven what a good friend he was to the United States by not standing up when the American flag was paraded past him, encouraging other countries to abandon America in Iraq, pulling troops from Kosovo without notifying NATO, paying Somali pirates, and singlehanded ruining the Spanish Economy. On of his first acts as prime minister was to legalize gay marriage, aledgedly so he could gay marry his longtime idol, Osama Bin Laden.
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Look at those two zapatero ancle grabbers...
Cutting and running is so Zapatero...
by Carme Chacon December 3, 2010
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"Do you remember Tanya?"
"Yeah that bitch is crazy, but on the upside she gave me an awesome zapping milk fountain."
"Yeah that bitch is crazy, but on the upside she gave me an awesome zapping milk fountain."
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