Windows

Air condtioning is like computers, as soon as you open windows it stops working.

"ERROR
Windows has preformed the 326 illegal operation today and will have to restar for the 327th time for no apprent reason"

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

Windows ME

See "Windows" for the first part of the definition. ME stands for Mangled Edition.

My computer is rendered useless by having Windows ME installed upon it.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

windows me

Many Errors. nuff said

the operating system thats more destructive than a virus

by leah March 15, 2005

Windows Vista

(Win-Dohss-Vistah) Garbage

Yo man im done my friut gushers where do i throw out the wrapper???


In the windows vista

by JORDYTHESEXYBEAST696969696969 January 13, 2009

Windows Media Player

the worst, most backwards media player ever compiled. Plays limited number of music formats (mainly used for windows shitty windows media files), uses an excessive amount of memory, has no good plug-ins, all plug-ins have to be bought and cost way the hell to much, and it can't even rip cd's to mp3 and doesn't even support mp4's like all its competitors (winamp, iTines, quicktime and real player). Basically another tool for microsoft to control most of the market share of everything. If you use windows media player, do yourself a favor and kill yourself or download winamp.

Windows Media Player sucks!

by mp4sarebetter November 24, 2004

Windows Vista

A malicious computer software created by Microsoft. The sick company designs the operating system to be vulnerable to a wide spectrum of attacks, effectively ruining your computer, and forcing you to pay for repairs, or buy another copy of there overpriced "product".

It is widely known that to increase sails, Microsoft took a reliable working product, and ripped off it's ideas. A genius move on Microsofts part, take down the competition by slapping their name on it, brilliant. That product is Mac OS X. However it is also apparent that Mac OS X kicks so much ass, it nocked over Microsofts crappy operating system, and T-bagged it.

"Hey, did Windows Vista bend you over and jack your wallet today"
"No man, I got a Mac, now vista just crashes in a corner for no reason"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I think it's taunting me, it keeps repairing itself to get me to use it again, so it can crash on me"

"Every night before Windows Vista "hibernates"(crashes), it checks it's closet for Mac OS X"

"Windows Vista was created by god, so man would truly appreciate Mac OS X"

"Chuck Norris uses a Mac, even though he is the only person in the world that Windows Vista will not crash for"

by CRS BLKvol December 13, 2008

Windows XP

Windows XP is like any other Microsoft program. You get to share your opnion on how things should work and get to send a report every time things go bad.
and they gather all that info, put it on a harddisk several terrabytes big, and do nothing with it. they just keep creating trash sofware so you can keep sharing your opnion. they like that, that way the coders get the attention they don't get at home.

A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a chocolate cake without mustard.

by vermin March 20, 2004