wheating

the act of masturbating within a financial institution with the intention of being caught on cctv for the pleasure of the voyeur. like dogging

What are you doing watching that CCTV footage?

Oh waiting to catch some wheating, it gets me off!

by stamp April 22, 2004

Wheaties

really good weed

Man, let's go get some wheaties!

by FiberOneMasteRRR March 15, 2009

wheat

dry dutch poppy,sand

"wheat flower"

by noixz January 15, 2009

cream of wheat

The look of the substance that enters a males pants when aroused. The outcome product resembles cream of wheat.

Man that girl was so hot I just had cream of wheat.

by Pattypat johnson November 7, 2006

Wheatios

A girl named Stephanie that dates small children's older brothers and bakes cereal out of crack.

Gawd, you're dating one of those Wheatios? What's your PROBLEM???!!!

by revengemousacrossfromcat2 March 19, 2009

Wheatard

A person who is allergic to wheat and makes a big fuss about ut

Tom is a wheatard

by Diddakoi August 17, 2011

Wheat wonk

A man with a mangina that has convinced himself he is allergic to wheat.

Richard you wheat wonk, get a slice a bread into you.

by The handsome tyrant August 8, 2014