wymington

bordom,a very boring place,with thugs,a place to leave as soon as you can,known i the local press as the village of the damned.don't come here ever!!!!!!!!!

imagine sitting in a room with the a guy with the most boring voice in the world saying boring over and over,that is what its like here when somthing happens in wymington

by legionvampire January 20, 2007

Waxing Your Buick

Jacking off.

Jonnys mom caught him waxing his buick at the computer.

I called my friend auston last night, "hey"......"wat do u want?"... "just to say hi budddy. if i didnt kno better i would think your Waxing Your Buick"

by Mr.Socks September 13, 2009

Waxing the Franana

When a person named Wesley gets really horny he turns into a Franana and spanks the monkey for several hours on the toilet in his downstairs halfbathroom.

Me- "Hey where is Wesley?"

Mason- "He saw a hot chick at the mall and went for a Waxing the Franana session at home."

Me- "sigh"

by Crazycajun December 5, 2013

waning poetic

The opposite of waxing poetic. A sentence that starts off beautifully poetic but goes to rubbish; a poem that by the end is just, sort of, words.

Man, that speech started off so well 'til the speaker started waning poetic

by A Drop of Golden Sun July 6, 2016

Turtle Waxing

Turtle Waxing is when a male gets close to ejaculating during sexual activities, lays his partner flat on a surface (bed,table,couch....) so that the partner is facing upwards towards him while he hovers over the partner and ejaculates onto the partner's stomach which he then rubs the fluid around on the chest area giving the partner's chest a glossy turtle wax look to it.

Man 1: Dude, guess what I did to my girlfirend last night.

Man 2: What did u do to her?

Man 1: I was Turtle Waxing her all night long!

Man 2: I wish my girlfriend would let me do that.

by Gangstermac January 13, 2014

waxing the dolphin

this is when you just finished porking your bitch and can't find a hand towel to dry off. She has to use her hand stroking up and down until dry.

Bitch, I aint gettin out of bed, wax my dolphin!

by DDA October 7, 2003

global warming fart

A fart so heat-filled that it measurably contributes to the temperature of the planet.

Save the environment! Cut down on the burritos so you don't make a global warming fart. But really, cow farts contribute to global warming all the time.

by Brjtlc June 18, 2010