Walker Syndrome

The term given to a white person with oriental shaped eyes. Named after the first known sufferer, Joshua Walker, it can afflict any body although it is many believed to be down to genetics. Haley Joel Osment is a sufferer of W/S.

Guy 1- Hey, you seen Haley Joel Osment lately?

Guy 2- Who?

Guy 1- You know, that gay kid from such films as A.I and sixth sense...

Guy 2- White dude with chinese eyes?

Guy 1- Hey! It's called Walker Syndrome but yea, thats him.

by Dr. Pete Fiddlesticks February 21, 2009

Board Walker

Nickname for fans of the incredible HBO series Boardwalk Empire

Johnny: Boardwalk Empire is the most unpredicatable and most boldly written drama of the century! I am a Board WALKER!!
Dee: Well... our century is rather new...
Johnny: ....and the realism and the truth and the era and the acting... and the CHARACTERS! OMG!
Dee: uh...
Johnny: ...and the authenticity, the unflinching violence....
Dee: zzzzzzzzzzz

by PDXJohnny99 April 13, 2013

Designated Walker

Similar to the designated driver He/she is the brave, daring, sober soul that will risk the potential of projectile vomit and police confrontation when you stumble and fall on your face just to make sure your sloppy, drunk ass gets back to your dorm/house/apartment in one un-raped piece.

Paul's the Designated Walker...check out the New Balances

Ok, I have to stop and Johnson Hall...then Peterson Hall...then we'll get to your room.

by Uncleruck April 26, 2008

Snaggy Walker

A young skinny man (possibly woman) who has a pointy triangular butt. They enjoy reading and harry potter. They often fantasize about ron weasly but somehow girls like to dance with him. He makes jokes that will make you laugh but also make you want to punch him in the face repeatedly with the force of a thousand suns.

Ah man, you remind me of Snaggy Walker!

by Snaggy's Bro February 15, 2010

Governor Walker

The act of farting in someone's mouth while getting a rim job. Named after Governor Scott Walker of Wisconsin.

Man, that hooker was really going to town and then I had to pull a Governor Walker and ruin it.

by DL2011WI June 13, 2011

floppy walker

A classical sexual manouvere invented within the late 80's as 'Walkers' crisps were growing in popularity. In order to perform the manouvere the man must first ejaculate into a bag of Cheese & Onion Walkers Crisps. When the man is having sex he must pull out the bag right before ejaculation, ramming the contents into his sexual partner's mouth. The name 'floppy walker' comes from the soggy nature of the crisps after being hosed in a lather of sex wee.

*Please note, this increases the calorie contents of a standard bag of Cheese & Onion Crisps. Walkers cannot be held responsible for unintended weight gain.*

My girlfriend's getting well fat, it must be all the floppy walkers I've been feeding her. But it's alright cos I'm shagging her daughter.

I gave my dog a floppy walker the other day.

No gran don't eat those crisps!

I need some more crisps, it's floppy walker time!

"Dont spit them out! Thats good protein your wasting."

by TomScriv February 8, 2008

White Walker

A creature made from a human mixed with ice magic, something Els from Frozen did in reality.

Tried to invade the known world, but killed by a faceless assassin, after she killed their leader.

Your makeup was so thick, you look like a white walker.

by Kay Tutan Tayo June 19, 2019