Waitence

The concept of being patient and waiting for something at the same time. Most people do not have this skill because they do not have the patience to wait and acquire the skill.

Dan: "Are you still waiting for a mate?"
Jack: "No, I don't have the waitence" (Forever Alone)

by AlloyedWords May 6, 2013

waitsex

(a) The sexual interaction between couples ending in orgasm immediately AFTER any prior event that substantially delays the originally planned or wanted time for that sexual interaction.

(a) Terry and Holly had intense waitsex after settling the baby back to sleep for the 3 time in an hour. (b) Adam & Steve had window-fogging waitsex in the back of Steve's car after the cop took his time leaving lover's lane.

by WilltheGearhead November 24, 2014

waitsturbating

The act of jerking off and the porn buffers

Damn man. Its a pain in the ass when your porn buffers.
Don't you mean waitsturbating

by Secedio May 22, 2016

waiter ass

The rash inbetween your legs or thighs caused from the rubbing of sweaty under garments. It is commonly seen in the service industry

Check out Johnny, he's got a bad case of waiter ass

by Timbo Slice10 November 3, 2017

Waiter voice

Its the fake nice voice that a person makes to seem polite when they really are not. For example: when speaking to waiters, elders, etc.

Damn i hate when Rachel uses her waiter voice to make me do oral for her.

by DulceBrisa April 20, 2018

Wait, what?

When someone is talking so fast or talking about such nonsensical things you can’t understand that you just have to hold your hand up and say, wait, what? Also used as an expression of surprise.

Example 1:
Julie: OMIGOSH Jessica, the craaaaziest thing happened today ooh crayfish anywaaaay so yeah the absolutely most crazy thing yeah so Anna was like whaaat and I was like whaaat and Jordan was like what are you whaaating about and like-
Jessica: Wait, what?

Example 2:
Daughter: Hey, mom.
Mom: Hey. Your belly is kinda bloated. You ate a lot today, huh?
Daughter: Oh, actually, I’m pregnant. Did I not tell you?
Mom: Wait, what?

by ActuallySensible June 17, 2018

Wait a fucc

a word ONLY to be used in dire situations ; To await the time of fuccening

Robber: Give me your money!
You: Wait a Fucc?!

Crusaders: We will take back the holy land!!
Villagers: Await thy fucceth?!?

by Pocholo January 15, 2019