Cringe worthy

When your lying in bed at 2:00 am and you remember that one embarrassing thing you did three years ago. And you start to cry because it made you cringe so much.

“Jesus I was so cringe worthy...”

by the maximus the great June 16, 2018

worthless motherfucker

To be completely without worth, and a motherfucker at the same time.

Those guys sure are a bunch of worthless motherfuckers!

by Linetrash January 22, 2014

Lemons-worthy

When you give up 7 or more goals in a hockey game when playing goalie.

He gave up 21 goals in that game, it must have been lemons-worthy.

by Toni Jones February 25, 2009

Urban Dic-worthy

The immediate pressure a millennial feels when attempting to create a definition worthy of submitting to Urban Dictionary, before realizing how easy it is to have a ridiculous or substandard urban dictionary definition approved.

*drinking an excessive amount of booze*

Daniel: OMG PREAL ... Pretty Real? I'm sure that’s an urban dictionary definition?

*drunkenly looks up definition*

Ethan: imma look it up.

*drunkenly looks up definition*

Ethan: What? It’s not a definition. Let’s submit.

Daniel: But is it even urban dic-worthy? it’s stupid. Doubt it’ll get approved *sobs*

Ethan: Ninety-Five percent of the definitions on urban dictionary are shit anyways man. Those moderators will approve just about anything. Its tragic!

Daniel: LOL you’re so right, imma submit!

by ConfuciusSays69 July 29, 2021

warthog-faced buffoon

An insult especially for people who act like total morons.
Credits to Wesley from the movie Princess Bride

Girl 1: whoops I spilt coke on your essay
Girl 2: You warthog-faced buffoon!

by Samantha Felicia Rose August 13, 2015

wordhustler

A slang term for a person who can successfully write their way out of any circumstance.

Her command of words and language are so adept and insanely talented, we call her the wordhustler.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 30, 2019

Cock Worshiping Whore

An individual that is an absolute cock slut. Will suck any cock, any time and any place. Becomes an absolute slave to the dick when presented with a cock. Worship includes copious amounts of slobber, hand and mouth action including rubbing with other body parts such as the feet. Other acts of worship may include lipping, smacking, throating and constant fondling.

Rachel is a cock worshiping whore. She sees the D and that's it. She'll work that cock till it blows all over her.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017