Wild Deuces

To use a public bathroom without ever being a customer because your colon is about 90 seconds from blowing out. Dropping Wild Deuces usually involves little to no eye contact. At most, the person throwing down will shrug their shoulders evoking a head shake from the employee.
Manager: "Have you seen the guy in the red hat?"

Employee: "Yeah - he dropped Wild Deuces then high-tailed it for the door. When I asked if he needed any help, he just said 'I'm good' without ever making eye contact."

Manager: "Sh*t - again! Wild Deuces again! I'm going to go to his house, drop Wild Deuces, and then just leave without ever saying 'hi' to his wife or anything."
by Arthur Drood February 03, 2016
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Wild guess

1: When you are guessing or think you know the answer, but are uncertain.
2: You have absolutely no idea, so your just picking an answer at random.
3: Predict or estimate without sufficient information.
1: But let's take a wild guess here: many mothers do the same!

2: Anything beyond that would be a wild guess, especially when one considers that mobile cellular and the Internet barely existed two decades ago.
by Luizeto June 12, 2017
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wild ahh

A wild ahh is an intriguing animal known to the Ahbanian forests. The ahhs have deer-like bodies with a memethical face.
Did you see that wild ahh yestahday? No? Oh, sucks to suck!
by kpazbill May 17, 2016
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Wild Ben

Wild Ben is an all around wild person, he can not be tamed. He will do anything possible to prove he's the most bad ass crazy mofo you know. He looks harmless but when he is angry he will fuck shit up. A Wild Ben is most definitely an OG Bobby Johnson type of dude.
Look a Wild Ben has appeared

There goes Wild Ben

Wow Wild Ben is a OG Bobby Johnson type nigga
by Tommy_chong_the_second September 26, 2014
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Wild Boobies

When a woman is not wearing a bra, she is said to have 'wild boobies'. Often this is present before a female goes to bed or after she has engaged in sexual intercourse. The verb freeboobing is a synonym for this phenomenon.
2 Girls at sleepover:

Girl 1: It's getting late, time for wild boobies.

Girl 2: Yeah this bra is uncomfortable, I'm about to have wild boobies as well.
by billcosbyssweaters December 02, 2011
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Wild wheeler

A desert animal who often eats rocks and schniggit sauce.
Golly! It’s a wild wheeler... and it’s got some schniggit sauce! OH and some rocks too!”
by andopando March 28, 2020
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