get a wife

A term a female uses when a man expects her to cook, clean and shut her mouth without having a ring on it.

wuss: "Hey babe, why isn't this dinner hot?!?!"
puss: "Heat that ish up in the microwave or best get a wife!"
wuss: "truth."

by GlazeHer July 2, 2014

Wife Sentence

A long, unhappy marriage.

Jimmy: After Angela and I knocked out two kids, she's turned into a frigid bitch. We're only staying together for the kids at this point.
Johnny: You, my friend, are serving a wife sentence.

by McMission Definition August 1, 2016

Booth Wife

The person on the other side of a glory hole(the one working the hole). A booth wife can be male of female.

The booth wife in the next both was like a hover vacuum cleaner.

by cdtiffanymd March 17, 2009

Future Wife

The Wife of the Future.

"Lisa is your future wife"

by sagebrush March 16, 2012

wife deaf

Said of someone who has learned to tune his wife out.

Mary nags Brent all the time to get a job but nothing happens because he is wife deaf.

by Lem Lemerson December 14, 2006

wife-beater

The muscle t-shirt that guys wear under their real shirts.

James is wearing a white wife-beater

by Guppie January 22, 2004

trophy wife

A usually young woman, not necessarily a gold-digger, who is married to a much more older man with power, wealth.etc
Those women are usually at home, 24-hour luxury, and with the children. Sun-bathing, rich friends socializing, -just enjoying the wealth and producing his children are her job.

Elvira Hancock from the 1983 film Scarface is a great example of a trophy wife
Ginger McKenna from the 1995 film Casino is another.

by Pretzelpaper December 2, 2009