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diddy whopper

Lower level worker with low intellect who assumes their job entails nothing more than sitting on their ass and displays passive aggression towards actually doing ones job
The ol Diddy whopper behind the desk huffed his way back to my room to unlock it because he gets paid to twiddle his thumbs and watch nonsense television
by Desert lightning September 1, 2016
mugGet the diddy whoppermug.

five whoppers

a completely fair and reasonable request, commonly paired with five more whoppers.
may I have ten whoppers?

no, you mean five whoppers, and five more whoppers?
by noob_pixels June 28, 2024
mugGet the five whoppersmug.

Whopper

When a woman takes both a man's penis and balls, into her mouth at the same time and sucks.
How did your date with that chick at the gym go? It was alright... Did you bang her? No. Did you at least get a blow job? No but, she did give me a whopper, for a few minutes. She did? Yeah, then she stopped all of a sudden. Why? I guess she saw I was enjoying it. Felt kind of guilty and said she's not that kind of girl. What kind of girl is that? Slutty.
by Hentai_Eddie May 17, 2018
mugGet the Whoppermug.

vagina whopper

a thick, smelly,hairy nasty vagina
by taysdfh;ajsdhf;kasjdfhalksd January 26, 2017
mugGet the vagina whoppermug.

Whopper

Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper,

Junior, Double, Triple Whopper, flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers, I rule this day!

Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup, it's okay if I don't want that, Impossible or Bacon Whopper, any Whopper my way!
Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper,

Junior, Double, Triple Whopper, flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers, I rule this day!

Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup, it's okay if I don't want that, Impossible or Bacon Whopper, any Whopper my way!
by iasked March 11, 2023
mugGet the Whoppermug.

Ding-whopper

I want to put my ding-whopper in your scrunchbucket.

You're such a ding-whopper.
by Tay Meadows July 7, 2019
mugGet the Ding-whoppermug.

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