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tequila vision

A 2 turns into a 10 after a couple shots of tequila!!
Oh my god the guy you hooked up with was so ugly last night.
Ugh, I know, I have tequila vision.
by tequilavision123 April 24, 2021
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tunnel vision

1. What Mr. Happy has (i.e., his "vision" is always focusing on just one thing --- specifically, a gal's "love-tunnel").
2. What the vengeful and intently-gazing-straight-ahead Biff Tannen was experiencing while trying to run down Marty McFly in the underground causeway, and therefore he never noticed Old Man Jones' fertilizer-truck in time to avoid colliding with it --- yet again --- and consequently having himself and his car covered with the truck's messy contents ("MANURE!! I hate MANURE!") a second time, mere hours after having gotten said beloved jalopy back from Terry's garage which had cleaned it out from its previous encounter with said poop-hauler.
I always slow down a bit and drive extra-carefully through mountain-tubes and other underground traffic-passes, since it's notoriously easy to unwittingly get "tunnel vision" when traversing said claustrophobic motoring-routes.
by QuacksO April 7, 2020
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[vision][model]

she don't know she's beautiful-
1. A girl who is amazing gorgeous, usually pale skinned with dark hair and eyes, she looks like a model complete with sexy legs.
2. A girl who is fun to be around
3. The girl who everyone should love& because she's a really awesome girl
4. A girl with an awesome deveotion (to belifs and friends-even when they don't know it)
5. The girl most of the boys secretly love.
Whoa... Look at her, she's a vision... No, she's Christina-
visionmodel
by her secret LOVER- January 15, 2009
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Vaginal vision

This is the vision used by horny woman, thinking primary with their vaginas and not their brains.
Betsy dosen't normally sleep with a guy she just met, but she used her vaginal vision and found that one.
by Mix master Mac September 3, 2021
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streamer vision

When a person's field of vision is so small that they only perceive a small portion of the screen. Mostly seen in twitch streams during gameplay, which oftentimes results in the viewers feeling somewhat disappointed.
- How in the actual fuck did he not see that??? IT'S RIGHT THERE!!

- Oh don't mind it, it's just a chronic case of streamer vision.
by Uterjelly August 13, 2023
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Dental Vision

The act of trying to improve one's vision by the baring of one's teeth, as an accident of squinting.
Fred could not find the restaurant so he used his dental vision to scan the strip mall.
by Akbar Lightning October 29, 2009
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Food Vision

The act of pre-visualizing a cuisine choice to aid in the selection of a meal from a food delivery app.
My Food Vision is just not clear right now. Too many selections. I don't know what to order from Uber Eats.

My Food Vision is projecting ordering Chinese food for dinner tonight from Door Dash.
by Hot Mustard November 13, 2019
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