Chocolate And Vanilla Swirl

When a crazy black woman becomes obsessed with a preppy white woman and starts stalking her. She calls her 'dandelion' and they become a chocolate and vanilla swirl

Crazy Eyes: I'm going to call you dandelion because they are pretty and yellow, just like you.
Piper: ooh, ohh *runs away*
Piper: hats going oh?
Guard: Closing the track
Piper: Why?
Guard: budget cuts, no staff to cover it
Piper: bug I have to run, its the only thing that makes me feel normal
Guard: y'all gonna have to do ya swirl some place else
Piper: swirl?
Crazy eyes: Chocolate and vanilla swirl!

by Ionlemonpoo September 19, 2014

vanilla sled

An economical, practical, and utilitarian four-door vehicle. Engineered with the premier priority of efficient transportation without any regard to driver enjoyment.

Large, expensive luxury vehicles can also be considered vanilla sleds, if the vehicle has no disposition towards sport or boisterisness.

toyota corolla
mercury mystique
Non-amg mercedes-Benz s-class vehicles

That new bmw is a Vanilla Sled

by W.Anton Sanks January 11, 2009

Vanilla Sky'd

When a person sustains a facial injury, making their appearance unattractive or grotesque. Reference: Tom Cruise had his face hideously reconstructed after a car accident in the movie Vanilla Sky.

Dude, did you see that chick? She took a major face plant last night after too much Jäger and totally got Vanilla Sky'd.

by Milk shake December 5, 2009

vanillaphobia

A person of colour who doesn't like to socialise with white people.

"Marjory can't come to the BBQ, there will be lots of white people there and she has Vanillaphobia".

by lmurf August 18, 2010

vanilla lightning

the whitest goth chick you ever laid eyes on

damn dat one fine vanilla lightning right there.

by gothguy552 June 1, 2011

Vanilla cone

A white girl with blonde hair.

Come home with me vanilla cone.

by Hikkupz August 26, 2015

Vanilla Daddy

An enjoyable Sugar Daddy, the type of Sugar Daddy that is fun and attractive. He will take his girl shopping for her favorite designers but also looks good naked. The most desirable man on earth, similar to a silver fox, or a trust fund baby. They are often seen as a unicorn because of how rare they are. If you find one, do NOT let it go.

I feel like the happiest girl in the world, I finally found my Vanilla Daddy, it is a dream come true.

by invisible_girl January 28, 2018