Absolut Value

The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).

"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."

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by bennydre April 30, 2013

value

not EA access on PlayStation 4

this product has so much value

by DAMEN CARMEN March 10, 2021

Value s musket loader

Take something of fake value like Roman colosseum or bit of metal, stick it in a wall in a canning jar. When you remove the jars take the air and be sure pump it out with a bike pump. Pump the air up the brownstarfish with a neato pussy stick in mouth,. When you fart next, the coin comes out. Your untold millions of value s can be jarred when you recycle it into the jar and seal it up.

Be sure to keep your receipt s

Grirl. I'm rich and into this astral.

Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.

You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.

Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.

by Rev Modé February 2, 2022

Pirate Value

Anything of or relating to a larger, more preferable hind end quarters; A large hiney.

Pirates like loot or what they call, "booty".

"Dude, check out that chick!"

"Nice!"

"Tcha. She's got some pirate value..."

by Laneus August 23, 2009

great value hoe

University girls who have group chats that constantly involve their personal sexual encounters, how they've cheated on their partners, and everything else penis craving sluts do!

My ex-girlfriend was a great value hoe, I saw messages on her group chat that she fucked my best friend in her roommates bed while I was in hers!

by Keeperoftingz March 6, 2017

Jerk-Value

1) A term used to describe movies that tanked at the box office, but have unusually high DVD sales due to the high content of cleavage and sex contained within the movie.
2) American Pie Beta House

"I heard Good Luck Chuck had a horrible plot but an unusually high Jerk-Value."

by Sugarrip July 1, 2009

Truth value

No Alex saying the opposite of what I said does not somehow magically negate what I said.

Hym "Because two opposite claims can have disparate truth values. A thing can be more or less true. If I say 'fire is hot' and your response is 'Fire is cold' ir 'Ice is round' you've done nothing to negate my proposition. And that is exactly what the cuckservatives are doing when they say 'Wokism is a death cult!' No. Your religion is an incest cult that claims dominion over the lives of everyone born (which is why you're so militantly against abortion because you're greedy for more souls to molest and harvest) and Wokism is not a death cult. One is true and one is false. And forgiveness is in other religions Alex. This is more 'free will boo' and 'giving Christianity credit for THINGS IT STOLE.' And EXPLICITLY because of what YOU ARE DOING Christians are trying to claim dominion over the country."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024