An asset whose variable value is dependent on the purpose for which it is being requested is known as a Variable Value Asset.
Donald Trumps defense in the New York fraud trial is that all valuations previously given are true, using the Variable Value Asset method of accounting.
by BobUpp November 6, 2023
Get the Variable Value Assetmug. You're the white supremacist in this scenario. You're values is your religion... And you're religion posits that you have a claim to the land ordained by a supernatural authority that also states that your ethic group was chosen to be the special people.
Hym "It's like if you were a white supremacist and you broke into someone's house and you locked the family that lived there in the basement. And every once and a while, you go downstairs and shoot some of the kids and one day you forget to lock the door and the basement-dad gets upstairs, rapes your wife and daughter, kills your son, and then takes you parents hostage and retreats back to the basement. So, you start lobbing grenades into the basement indiscriminately and people start asking asking questions."
Hym "It's like if you were a white supremacist and you broke into someone's house and you locked the family that lived there in the basement. And every once and a while, you go downstairs and shoot some of the kids and one day you forget to lock the door and the basement-dad gets upstairs, rapes your wife and daughter, kills your son, and then takes you parents hostage and retreats back to the basement. So, you start lobbing grenades into the basement indiscriminately and people start asking asking questions."
Bystander "What happened?"
Home Invader "The guy I had locked in the basement escaped and he shot up my birthday party and raped my wife!"
Bystander "Wow that's terrible- Wait... Why did you lock that family in that basement?"
Home Invader "Well, I had to put him somewhere after I took his house. But I haven't set foot in the basement for years! The basement-dad is in charge of the basement! Look what he did!"
Bystander "Why is he living in the basement though?
Home Invader "Because God told me I'm and extra special guy and that it should be MY house! So, I broke in and shoved him in the basement and made him live there and shot some of his kids when they protested living in the basement. He's trying to kill me! Why is he trying to do that!?"
Bystander "Ok so you stole the guys house... Trapped his family in the basement.... Killed his kids on several occasions... And you don't understand why he wants to kill you?"
Home Invader "No! Now give me your wallet so I can pay to protect my house!"
Bystander "Your... You mean the house you invaded?"
Home Invader "I have Value Supremacy!"
Home Invader "The guy I had locked in the basement escaped and he shot up my birthday party and raped my wife!"
Bystander "Wow that's terrible- Wait... Why did you lock that family in that basement?"
Home Invader "Well, I had to put him somewhere after I took his house. But I haven't set foot in the basement for years! The basement-dad is in charge of the basement! Look what he did!"
Bystander "Why is he living in the basement though?
Home Invader "Because God told me I'm and extra special guy and that it should be MY house! So, I broke in and shoved him in the basement and made him live there and shot some of his kids when they protested living in the basement. He's trying to kill me! Why is he trying to do that!?"
Bystander "Ok so you stole the guys house... Trapped his family in the basement.... Killed his kids on several occasions... And you don't understand why he wants to kill you?"
Home Invader "No! Now give me your wallet so I can pay to protect my house!"
Bystander "Your... You mean the house you invaded?"
Home Invader "I have Value Supremacy!"
by Hym Iam November 3, 2023
Get the Value Supremacymug. by skylar615 March 6, 2021
Get the 3.3 million valuemug. Maybe that'll be my thing... "Inside the mind of the modern sociopath for the low, low value of $9.95 a month"
by Hym Iam April 3, 2022
Get the Valuemug. Pull-out value is a variable determined by a females attractiveness, and directly correlates to the probability of pulling out. Pull-out value is on a scale from 0-1.
Very attractive; Pull-out value of .90
I mean shes hot I guess; .70
Dude she is homeless; .20
Very attractive; Pull-out value of .90
I mean shes hot I guess; .70
Dude she is homeless; .20
by K H I N G October 2, 2016
Get the Pull-out valuemug. Businesses do the same thing, not me. The all have a mission statement. It's exactly the same as the "I identify" shit.
Hym "That 'OUR values' shit is no different than the I identify shit. Exactly the same actually. We don't have values, my values aren't wrong, don't need to change, your success isn't the result of your values, there are more successful people than you with objectively worse values, I don't need to share your values for you to cooperate with me (and if THAT isn't truth than there goes all hope for peace), you're a piece of shit, I succeed radically immediately with less effort if I'm given credit for my contributions to a space that YOU ARE IN YOURSELF AND ARE MY OBJECTIVE INFERIOR, Ect..."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2023
Get the OUR valuesmug. noun: a real or imagined scenario where significant resources are saved or gained, especially when multiple events or conditions coincide with synergistic effect. The phrase is typically used as an exclamation to describe and affirm such a scenario.
Synonyms: #valueadded #winning #starsalign
Antonyms: #shitshow #goatrope #snafu #soupsandwich
Synonyms: #valueadded #winning #starsalign
Antonyms: #shitshow #goatrope #snafu #soupsandwich
Usage: I went to federal building to get that personal information and in the waiting room I secured partnerships for my volunteer advocacy work and completed three time-sensitive tasks for work - and I got it all done in the 40 mins that was left on the parking meter from the previous driver…and it was the closest spot to the entrance. And it was above 0 degrees and sunny Value fantasy!!
by definio maximum December 2, 2022
Get the Value fantasymug.