united states 

the best country on earth

why the united states owns:
best military on earth,
4th largest in land mass,
smartest people,
the fact that america started out as a group of rebels and is now the most powerful nation on earth,
we have the nukes!
if it wasnt for america, the world would be ruled by nazis,
football,
most of the worlds music is from america,
we MADE china redo their currency,
the most technically advanced ppl on earth,
if we wanted to, we could kick canada's ass,
best movies.

theres more, but i cant think of the right now

united states by frediopolis October 29, 2005

United States of America

U.S.A

a shitty country with lots of debt and school shootings

Person 1: Hey did you hear that person is moving to United States of America?
Person 2: No, that must suck they probably got dared.

United States of America by icebladesamurai October 29, 2020

United States of America

located in North America between Canada and Mexico, it used to be a great place, and it still is, sort of.

has a lot of problems stupid people in the government don't know how to fix because they are obsessed with power. the only place where more and more money is dumped into union schools and kids still get lower test scores(solution: charter schools, but union leaders are too fucked up in the head to realize what's right). a lot of people around the world now hate us, and they don't have a good reason to. america is the world's policeman. what power would have stopped Hitler from taking over the world, huh?

home to various races, and the government here is more racist than the people.

media is everything, and entertainment is one of our main focuses over being productive.

trashy people are everywhere, but there are a lot of good people too.

America: good and bad!

Am I proud to be an American? uh...yeah...ok

United States of America: home of the...most obese pop.?

Amurrica

The US is pretty much going down the drain.

United States of America by epitomeofawesome1 November 24, 2011

United Oblivion 

A gamer tag that is used by a MLG pro

That was United Oblivion, an MLG pro.

United Oblivion by Ass raping raptor jesus December 28, 2010

United States 

The most baddest most bombastic country in the world. A lot of people love it, a lot of people hate it, pretty much everyone who lives in it is a patriot. Poor diets, lack of exercise, and being gung-ho is a common stereotype in the USA, or as some people like to call it, America. A land of the free, if you want, you can take 12 hookers to your house and have a gang-bang with your dog involved. It may seem like thats illegal but trust me, it's what freedom means. Throw in a truly patriotic president that we have right now and a lot of McDonalds, and you have the United States.

Contrary to popular belief, us people of the United States do not think there is just two countries; America and Mexico, there is also the Ayrab Country, the Canadia country, and the Made in China country.

United States by SlickSerpent99 September 25, 2017

United Airlines 

An airline on ROBLOX that hasn't launched since 2017 and probably never will.

I want to fly on United Airlines on ROBLOX one day, but it will never happen.

United Airlines by ruffruff120 May 26, 2021

united nations 

A place where dialog can be used to prevent bloodshed.

Relevant only to those preferring dialog.

Why waste time talking in the UN - let's kick ass!

united nations by Chatterbox July 9, 2004