The Twinkie can only be performed by an uncircumcised penis. Right as you're about to ejaculate you pull the foreskintight around the tip of you penis and fill the foreskin with your semen. Your partner then sucks the semen from your closed foreskin.
An attention starved tattoo addict. They need to have as many tattoos as possible. Certain to live a life of regret when the middle age sag causes all that ink to look like greasy smears....
"I don't mean to be an Ink twinkie but I have a 2 inch area on my foot that I can squeeze another swallow of star on. Which one should I do?"