two stogs

synonym to "peace out" as the two fingers in the air can be described as two stogs (cigarettes). Prevalent in the 90s in the San Francisco bay area.
Two stogs, I'm out of here.
by YayaG May 16, 2011
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Two nightstand

Two nightstand: (v.) when you fly to Philly, rent an Airbnb, sleep with a guy named Tristan for two days then come home to your husband never to speak of the situation again.
Well, I put so much work into this trip so I mine as well have a two nightstand
by T1212 July 06, 2019
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two-ply

Pretty weak, frail and/or "soft". Not necessarily soft in terms of texture but meant as a measure of strength.
That dude puked after one shot, that's two-ply.

That dude at half a plate at the buffet, that's two-ply.

That dude threw up, rallied and saved those puppies from a fire, that's a little better than two-ply.
by tehsnakecharmer July 12, 2017
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Zero Two

Well, it depends. Cute or creepy? If I went the cute route, i’d say Zero Two from Darling In The Franxx is a waifu with pink hair and lil kawaii devil horns. But if I went the creepy route… Zero Two is the TRUE final boss of Kirby 64 woth a dumpling lookin ass body and a literal cactus ass with a fuckin bleeding eyeball. He has a halo and wings but THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT AN ANGEL HE WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS LIKE THE SUPER MARIO 64 EEL. At first, he seems he seems he has a cute lil smile but WHOOPS! IT’S ALL ONE BIG ASS FUCKING EYEBALL.
Weeb: hey remember Zero Two?
Kirby fan: NEVER BRING THAT UP AGAIN.
Weeb: why? It’s just a cute kawaii sugoi UwU OwO anime girl I love very dearly I have a body pillow of!
Kirby fan: OOOH that Zero Two. Ok. THANK FUCKIN GOODNESS.
Weeb: why are you scared? Is there another Zero Two I must know of?
Kirby fan: you play the game you get the pain. You don’t know what I’ve been through. Play Kirby 64 and collect all the crystal shards. Then you’ll get it.
Weeb: ok!

A FEW DAYS LATER.

Weeb: I know what you are talking about i can’t get it out of my head it’s so scary it fuels my nightmares it’s so scary like what the fuck why did you make me play this scary ass game.
Kirby fan: the only reason that scares you is because you just love to watch lil weaboo animes and get your pingas hard to little kawaii demon girl and spend your life savings on jars body pillows and minifigures.
by Glitchguy March 25, 2023
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blues and twos

emergency vehicle status; British emergency vehicles have blue flashing lights and two-tone sirens
the ambulance left in a hurry with blues and twos.
by polruan November 18, 2009
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Two Chains

Whether bound by chain of iron or gold, one remains nonetheless bound.
I was flossin' my bling yo when some happy motherfucker looks me dead in the eye and says, "I wonder if you understand what these ostentatious restraints around your neck say about you?" It was then that I realized I have allowed this shiny rock, and the ideas associated with and superimposed onto it by others, to define my perspective of true value. I need to step out of Babylon because I've been played my whole life like a yo-yo!

That is when I came to understand the concept of two chains began to prioritize love, wisdom and positivity.
by The Luminous Lion July 02, 2017
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two-holer

An outhouse that has two seats (holes), allowing two people to move their bowels at the same time. Common in the days before indoor plumbing when toilet paper was either corn cobs or pages from the Sears catalog.
Sorry Jethro, I can't help you shoe your horse this weekend. The old lady wants me to clean out the two-holer.
by Freddy Ferno September 02, 2009
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