neck tufts

The tiny tufts of fuzzy hair that grows on the back of John's neck in two spots.

The neck tufts on John's neck are adorable, but he's still an asshole, a really big one.

by Kreepy_Krystal September 20, 2005

Barch Tarts

large breasts, boobs, tits, knockers, fun bags, jubblies

or in dennis rancks words: pillows

you can also call someone a barch if you wanted to call them a bitch.

barch tarts = bitch tits

damn dude karli's got some nice barch tarts, i even named em! SABRINA AND CINNAMON!!!

by woodddd June 17, 2008

welfare tarts

Crappy, store brand Pop-tarts. Also commonly served in school systems with large numbers of 'free breakfast' students.

Identifiable by a shortage of poorly applied frosting on the upper surface, as little filling as possible, and limited flavor selections; often found broken or crumbly within the package.

"Since Mom's boyfriend moved out, all we've got for breakfast are welfare tarts."
pop-tarts food stamps trailer trash breakfast

by Claude Bolls April 23, 2014

little turks

A nimble creative person. Get him on the Coke and he'll chew your ears off, don't mess the little fella he's a dangerous man

Look out little Turks is on his way

by Top doggy October 7, 2017

Lumber Turds

Very painful 15 minutes worth of pooping almost your insides out because of all the lumber you carry all day. It's usually a lot of sounds of pain followed by a sort of diarrhea pressure washer spray of poop.

Oh my God Bob has lumber turds, he's pooping his brains out. I can hear him screaming and the smell is very alien like.

by PandasPaw March 17, 2021

A turds jacket

The name of a particularly stinky fart.

“Wow, that was a turds jacket”

by Southernhospitality August 17, 2021

pop tarts

A nickname given to a person, almost always a girl but sometimes a fat guy, when there nipples are visibly erect.

Check out pop tarts over there, and it's not cold in here.

by sheeplostsanity June 29, 2004