1. Person is the female version of “Turd.”
2. Person whom is a girl (typically an 18-25 yr old) suffering from early life crisis.
3. Person exhibits weak excessive compulsive lying.
4. Person takes too much pride in itself and becomes consumed in conceitedness.
5. Person alienates all or not most of her former best or mutual friends.
6. Person takes care of “Turd” without nonstop sense of self-respect.
7. Person takes care of “Turd’s offspring” as if they were her own.
2. Person whom is a girl (typically an 18-25 yr old) suffering from early life crisis.
3. Person exhibits weak excessive compulsive lying.
4. Person takes too much pride in itself and becomes consumed in conceitedness.
5. Person alienates all or not most of her former best or mutual friends.
6. Person takes care of “Turd” without nonstop sense of self-respect.
7. Person takes care of “Turd’s offspring” as if they were her own.
Turdette: “Turd” is so like super fit you guys! Those ripped biceps of his and those washboard abs of steel. (has a keggar where his belly should be and flabby arms that touches the floor)
Turdette: No you guys, no one knows we are together. (her coworkers are double her age, takes time off the same time as Turd, even a 1st grader can piece that together)
Turdette: *shakes hands rapidly in the air* We’re not having sexual intercourse! (PAP tests are for sexually active individuals not for a specific STD verification test or just because your health insurance is coming to an end)
Turdette: You guys don’t understand, you’ve never been in a relationship with a guy. (majority of her friends are either dating or been in relationships for years)
Turdette: No you guys, no one knows we are together. (her coworkers are double her age, takes time off the same time as Turd, even a 1st grader can piece that together)
Turdette: *shakes hands rapidly in the air* We’re not having sexual intercourse! (PAP tests are for sexually active individuals not for a specific STD verification test or just because your health insurance is coming to an end)
Turdette: You guys don’t understand, you’ve never been in a relationship with a guy. (majority of her friends are either dating or been in relationships for years)
by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010
Get the Turdette mug.1. The epitome of everything. Turkwise is that which Mana-sama seeks to control and needs all the time. Beware the DIX wrath when he's run out of it.
2. The cool(aid) way of saying turquoise.
2. The cool(aid) way of saying turquoise.
1. Mana: -Oh shit, where has mah turwisez gone?!?-
2. "Now available in all five food groups: Red, Urnge, Green, Blue, and Turkwise.
2. "Now available in all five food groups: Red, Urnge, Green, Blue, and Turkwise.
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The phrase commonly said by a career criminal’s family to the media after getting killed by the police or citizen during the commission of a felonious act. The deceased victim’s family will tell tall stories of how the deceased was going to be a sports star or a rapper.
by Crime don't pay February 10, 2012
Get the He was just turning his life around mug.The MAXIMUM setting on a boombox. WARNING: May result in large amouts of sex if used in the wrong place ( like an old folk's home).
Transport now to an old folks home
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones
The orderlies are stealing there's no excuse
Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose
So I grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo bass
And what happened next was a total disgrace
Everybody started having sex
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting to say the least
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones
The orderlies are stealing there's no excuse
Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose
So I grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo bass
And what happened next was a total disgrace
Everybody started having sex
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting to say the least
by New Fang May 22, 2010
Get the Turbo Bass mug.Utilized by every actor to play DC's Batman, the Bat-turn is to turn one's field of vision without the use of one's neck, only relying on the shoulders. Often as a cause of one's mask not having an flexible neck section...
by Spencer Lucke June 25, 2008
Get the Bat-turn mug.Turkish family name which means Standing strong with your heads up and never fall down , the other meaning of the word is the red soil which is a metaphor in Turkish and Arabic for the person who you can depend on , which is good inside and with high ethics . famous people with tural name :
Cemal Tural : Cemal Tural was a Turkish general. He was the Chief of the General Staff of Turkey and previously Commander of the Turkish Army, Commander of the First Army of Turkey and Commander of the Second Army of Turkey. He retired on August 16, 1969
Cemal Tural : Cemal Tural was a Turkish general. He was the Chief of the General Staff of Turkey and previously Commander of the Turkish Army, Commander of the First Army of Turkey and Commander of the Second Army of Turkey. He retired on August 16, 1969
by javdet February 8, 2019
Get the Tural mug.Turkpocalypse is another word for the United States civic holiday, Thanksgiving.
Turkpocalypse refers particularly to the large-scale killing of turkeys in preparation for the Thanksgiving celebration, since turkey is the most common main dish served at the central meal to which the celebration is largely dedicated each November.
Turkpocalypse refers particularly to the large-scale killing of turkeys in preparation for the Thanksgiving celebration, since turkey is the most common main dish served at the central meal to which the celebration is largely dedicated each November.
In a silly display of tradition, every year the President of the United States 'pardons' at least one turkey, saving it from its otherwise certain doom with the annual arrival of Turkpocalypse.
One side-effect of Turkpocalypse is a nationwide tryptophan-induced, after-dinner nap while watching the game on TV.
One side-effect of Turkpocalypse is a nationwide tryptophan-induced, after-dinner nap while watching the game on TV.
by Neologian-PJG November 29, 2011
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