Slut Truck

A slut truck is a group of skank ass ho's that travel from bar to bar claiming beswaggered men as victims. The poor bastards that hook up with one of them are socially ruined for a good six months at least. They are easy to spot since they tend to possess a whordorable fashion sense. Due to a high sense of whorality they are good at capturing a man who normally is too sober to touch them. The group generally has several different key members. There's always the swamp donk which should be avoided at all costs. She is the one who goes from guy to guy until she finds one too drunk to push her off. She will generally attack him with her swamp crotch right then and there, victimizing her prey with social ruin on the spot. She should be avoided at all costs. In some situations, suicide is the best recommended way of avoiding the embarrassment of hooking up with her. Merely touching the swamp donk is a serious sex accident in itself. If you do hook up with one, it is recommended that you titty fuck her (and take pictures) Titty fucking distracts her so you can avoid her swampy taint.

Should you lose a bet with your friends, and have to hook up with a member of a slut truck. It is recommended that you go for the slut ass bitch whore. She is the alpha bitch of the group. She is usually cleaner than the other girls for lack of ability to close the deal. The upside of this is that she cherishes ANY experience with a man. You can give her a Cleveland steamer with reverse teabag, then a donkey punch, and she won't mind, and you aren't going to feel bad.

"Man...poor Steve got hit by a slut truck last night"
"Oh shit!..is he okay?"
"No man...he's really fucked up, no woman in this town will touch him for a good year or so. He's gonna get to know his hands quite well."
"Well shit man...I don't want to be seen around him anymore"
"Yeah...me neither...I already deleted his number"

by sgscribe October 26, 2008

Obie Trice

So I came to the game,
Real name, no gimmicks!
Rapper livin'!
(That's why I ain't got no...)

I didn't take much. One hot single. BAM! Smiles and hand-shakes, my man. The industry greeted me with open arms and no type of flack 'cause O-Trice got that..

by B-Drac July 26, 2003

Running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck

To run as if your life depended on it. It's pretty self explanatory.

I saw Joe turn the corner with Mike hard on his heels. Joe was running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck.

by Luke Treu September 25, 2006

Trace-elicious

To be super hot. Godess hot. As in, aproaching in hotness the level set by Tracee.

Wow, although vastly inferior in looks to Tracee, that girl is still somewuat Trace-elicious.

by Every Guy January 6, 2009

tracerface

1. the face you see in the mirror while tripping on acid.

ex: whoa, i think its kicking in, because i can see my tracerface.

2. a deragatory term for someone that is currently tripping too hard.

ex: god damn it you fucking tracerface turn the lights back on! enough twirling lit cigarettes around.

3. someone that did too much acid over the course of their life.

ex: josh is such a tracerface he can't even hold a job anymore, much less be responsible for someone else.

holy shit! my tracerface is undulating.

by Jonny Zip November 4, 2006

Truck-surf

|trək ˈsərf-ing|
Verb
To imitate a surfer on the bed of a pickup truck: -ing, -ed

ORIGIN: Of redneck origin; some people got bored and decided to stand up in the back of a truck while in motion during the late 20th century.

She fell to her death while truck-surfing. Her mom did nothing.

by Kat Moyer February 3, 2009

Truche'

It's a cross between Touche' and True.

Instead of saying "true true" when you get moded.
or

Instead of saying "Touche'" when you get corrected.

Me: Hurry up Jen
Jen: Suck my ****
Me: You don't have a ****
Jen: It's bigger than yours
Me: I was gonna tell you a joke about my penis but it's too long
Jen: I was gonna tell you a joke about my vagina but you won't get it.
Me: ...dang, Truche'

by thisischani March 13, 2011