police induced traffic jam

when a police drive slow, and no one will pass him fro fear of getting a ticket.

man, i got to work late because of a police induced traffic jam on the highway. he would not go over 60

by mega8 August 27, 2011

Walking Into Heavy Traffic

Strolling into a bar over-populated by unattractive, overweight women.

"Dude, I went to Wildhorse looking to score and found myself walking into heavy traffic."

by Snazzy2056 June 6, 2013

one-car traffic jam

(noun) a vehicle which you are behind is being driven in such a manner that would make you think you are in a traffic jam but for which there is no other cars in front of it; a car being driven unnecessarily or deliberately slow to piss off people and create a traffic jam; a potential road rage victim; driving so slow as to delay everyone behind the vehicle but also ironically delaying the driver of said slow vehicle.

Not always but often on a city street where passing is neither possible or legal, and on highways or freeways during peak periods, occupying lanes in such a manner as to create congestion.

Steve: "Is traffic really bad on this street for some reason?"
Mike: "No, you're behind a one-car traffic jam."

Marco: "Is there an accident ahead? Why is this guy in the Honda driving so slow in the passing lane?"
Eric: "No accidents that I can see. That guy is a one-car traffic jam."

by ShoulderCheck2005 March 11, 2014

post-work traffic-jam slap

Jerking off in your car while stuck in a traffic-jam on your way to work.

theres is so much traffic on the I-15. I think I might actually have enough time for a post-work traffic-jam slap.

by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

triffelling [foul] [bunko]

1:to be without honesty.2: to lie for personal gain.3: one that says words, instead of actions.

that triffelling foul bunko hoe took it all!

by Edward Christoffersen October 31, 2008

triffel tower

when a siamese girl has 2 perfect back ends and just 1 front, she is triffel towered as the 3 guys, 2 back, 1 in front are high-fiving. A secondary possibility would be a chicks ass, vag and mouth although this is logistically more difficult and the triffel tower is more commonly utilized on a siamese chick.

Dude, what would I do if she was a siamese chick with 2 great asses?
- Uh you'd triffel tower that bitch.

by lkt rmu February 21, 2011

Trifflin Ass Hoe

“When you shady and you know you shady”

-Bob the Drag Queen

“Yes you should tell him, cuz she trifflin- she a trifflin ass hoe and it’s her time to go

by Dragqueen113 November 18, 2018