Terdman

A man/woman who is better known as a piece of shit

I hate him, he is a 'Terdman'

by Franky Hayes November 30, 2009

terd shaker

one whos hand is so far up your ass they are shaking hands with your shit...

being nosey

yo, why are you up in my biz you terd shaker

i didnt know dustin plays with booty ... terd shakin ass bo bo

omg, i just gave his girl a terd shake.

by wreckless rick August 20, 2011

Treadmill

Treadmill is a nickname for Trell!! If a girl likes you and your name is Trell , she’ll call you treadmill.

girl treadmill

trell who tf- yessss???
girl fuck me 😂

by Alien #67 July 17, 2019

Treader

A newly defined term for a piece of poo that is mostly submerged under water, save for a small portion at one end. It appears to be treading water, hence the name.

Honey, I dropped a treader this morning. I'm not sure what that means about my gastrointestinal health, but it can't be that bad. I love you.

by Dzimi September 26, 2019

Treadmilling

When a man stands with his legs apart on a treadmill while jacking off. Meanwhile his partner lays at the end of the treadmill belt and catches the drops with there mouth.

We were treadmilling all night

by Wiffleballwaffle July 21, 2021

Fag Tread

v. fag tread is what happens when two homosexuals have intercourse, but the one that has the male sex organ it there gluteous maximus is dragged across the carpet and ends up leaving feces on the carpet in a line. Like when you burn tread off of your tires

Ex: My Boyfriend fag treaded me across the carpet.

by Dr. Bananna January 22, 2011

lone terd

A relentlessly appearing log of shit in a pooper. Defiant to the mighty power of the flush this persistent bastard of a shit fights for survival, sometimes making surprise visits just when you think its gone. Also referred to as a reoccurring terd, this result of a massive crap attack held strong when others failed.

"Having become overwhelmed by a crap attack, Jeff sprinted with sonic boom strength to the nearest pooper where he found satisfiying relief. Moments later, a peaceful goer by, Karen, noticed the bathroom needed new towels. Upon entering the bathroom she discovered a horrifiying lone terd. In effort to rid the office of this lone terd she flushed and flushed again unable to erradicate it. Oh poopity."

by Super Pooper Poopity November 3, 2011