traumaunction

An over-dramatized expression of speech designed to inflict mental anguish on the listeners.

Typically "traumaunction" has a religious connotation and is used as a pejorative to refer to a particularly "hell-fire and brimstone" type of church sermon.

In reformed/protestant circles, "traumaunction" is used as a means to inflict fear of condemnation in order to "drive one back to the cross for more Jesus."

Several people responded to the altar-call Sunday morning following the pastor's passionate traumaunction.

by unreformer June 6, 2018

Trauma Text

When someone tells about their overly dramatized "traumatic" experiences.

Omg! Jenny just sent me a trauma text. Poor Jenny!

My life is such a trauma text!

by roflolmao haha June 24, 2018

Traumatopedphobia

the fear of getting a nail stabbed in your foot

Jeff: I have a fear of stepping on a nail.
Jeoff: Oh, you mean you have Traumatopedphobia?
Jeff: Fuck Off

by Papa Splurge January 5, 2019

Traumatopedphobia

the fear of stepping/stomping on a nail

Greg: I have a fear of stepping on nails.
Jeoff: You have Traumatopedphobia?
Greg: Fuck Off, Jeoff!

by Papa Splurge January 5, 2019

Traumatizal

When something gives you a trauma.

I was watching this horror movie last night. It was very traumatizal.

by Speed weed August 13, 2019

Traumahood

Traumatic childhood

No one cares about your traumahood stories. So what if you didn’t get any cookies

by Cherylraven August 13, 2019

Traumahood

A traumatic childhood

Example 1
Person 1 "so my Traumahood wasn't as bad as some people's but my mom did beat me for every little thing"
Person 2 "geeze, man"

Example 2
Man "my childhood wasn't the best, my dad was an alcoholic and beat me and my mom, and I was bullied at school for being into rocks"

Friend "dude, you didn't have a childhood, you had a Traumahood"

by SilverCatTails November 23, 2019